"Oh, another weekend " Emily said to herself looking out of her bedroom window." And I bet Steve is coming over to stay again" she mumbled to herself. Emily was 19 and always wanted the chance of embarressing or humiliating boys when she got the chance. If she had the opportunity to tease them all the better.
Steve was her 18 year younger cousin on her mums side. He to was a single child, quite athletic and usually had a girlfriend, but not at the moment. His mum spoilt him and that really annoyed Emily . As she went down stairs, her mum was washing up from the night before. "Hi mum, anything happening?" No, only that Steve is coming over for the weekend". "Awe, mum, why? Why does he always have to come here?" "I'm sorry dear, but his mum needs a break now and again"
She sat down and helped herself to the breakfast her mum had put on the table and turned her mobile phone on. On one of her pop ups the was an article about hypnotising. "Mmmm", she thought and started to readmore. Once Emily's mum had fished the washing up she emptied the washing machine and went outside into the back garden to hang the washing out.
Coming back in,to the kitchen ," what are you reading " she said to Emily. " it's something about how to hypnotize someone". " and why would you want to know that" her mum laughed walking past her.
An hour passed when the front door bell sounded. Emily trudged to the front door knowing it was her cousin. Opening the door. There was Steve with his headphones on and bag. " hi Emily " he said walking in brushing past her and went into the living room. Emily closed the door tutting. God, he just walks past me, goes straight into the living room and I bet he's already turned the tv on is on the sofa, shoes off, with his headset still on looking at his phone she thought to herself.
And sure enough, when she walked into the living room, she saw exactly what she had thought. " oh don't worry Steve, make youself at home" she said out loud, not that he could hear her. " You wait till later, I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget" she said to herself walking back into the kitchen.
Emily's mum came back into the kitchen and said" I'm going out for an hour or two, can you keep an eye on the stuff I've hung out incase it rains. It's been through the dryer so its almost dry but I wouldn't want to wash it again" ."is it a lot?" Emily asked." No, just a few things" her mum replied. " okay, see you later" Emily said and she heard the front door close.
" Right then" she said getting up. She went into the room Steve was in and looked out of the window to check her mum had left. Walking back to where Steve was on the sofa. She nudge him on the shoulder. " wanna play a game Steve " she said. " nah, I'm happy doing nothing" he replied. " Oh come on. I've got this great thing on my phone that hypnotizes people. Wanna try?" " Don't be so stupid, that won't work."
" Oh, my cousin is scared, " she teased. " Steve is a scaredy cat, Steve is a scared cat" Emily sang dancing round the room. " oh. Okay let me have a look" he said getting up and snatching her phone.
As he started looking at the article, Emily leaned over, quickly scroll the screen down and hit a link. The screen started flashing and a maze of squares, triangles and circles started flashing in all different colours. Emilys then stsrted to whisper in his ear. "Trust in me,trust in me, just in me, shut your eyes and trust in me"
Steve's eyes were fixed to her phone screen. He was staring at it but not moving." Steve, Steve. Are you okay? Emily asked. No response came. She took the phone from his grasp and he still stared at his hands. Emily stood infrint of him. Put a finger under his chin and pushed upwards so his face looked at hers.
" Shit, it worked" she said out loud. " Oh boy am i gonna have some fun with you" she said into his hypnotised face. " okay, here goes. Steve stand up" with that he stood up. " Take your headphones off and bend down and put them on the floor. With that he did as requested. "Wow. That means he'll do as I order" she said to herself feeling a rush of adrenaline and the prospect of inflicting any embarrassment and humiliation she chose on him.
Emily had played tie up games with her friends before but always thought of tying up a boy and thought of an idea. She grabbed his hand and said " follow me" he did so was was lead through the kitchen to the back door. Opening it she lead him into the garden. It was quite small with a path in the middle of a lawn and the washing line running parrel. There was a 6ft fence all around and could only be looked into from one house. Looking what was drying were her mums underware and socks.
" perfect" she said. She lead Steve to the far washing line pole. " Take your top off" she commanded. He did.wow she thought. Take your jeans off. Again he did. He was now standing at the bottom of the garden in his underware and socks.
She went to the washing line and took off one of her mums bra's and some knee length socks. Walking back to her hypnotized victim " take your socks off and stuff them in your mouth". He bent down and after taking both socks off still staring into space started filling his mouth with them. Emily then passed him a sock from the washing line. " Tie this in your mouth tight to keep your socks in".
Steve took the sock and but it in his mouth. Tying a knot behind his head. "Put your arms out and turn around " was the next instruction. He did so and sniggering but her mum's bra on him. " Now turn around and lean against the washing line post".
Once had done this, she gave him another long sock "tie your ancles together " again he complied, bending down and tying them. "Hands behind you and the post" again he did so and as eminly started tying his hands she started singing again"Trust in me, just in me Shut your eyes and trust in me" this time however Emily noticed as she was finishing tying his hands, they started moving. Then she heard "Mmpphhh " and Steve starting to struggle in panic clearly unaware he had been hypnotized.
My singing must have snapped him out of being hypnotized. At the same moment I heard my phone go off in the kitchen. " don't go anywhere, I'll. Be right back " and dashed to the kitchen door, leaving the sounds of mmmffs coming from Steve.
"Hello" oh Mandie. Yeah he's here but he cant come to the phone at the moment. Okay. I'll tell him". Running back down the garden to Steve I noticed he had quite a nice figure.. he was looking quite angry at me trying to say ge was into his gag. He kept looking down at the bra he had on and only shorts. And although he was having a good go at getting loose. He wasn't going anywhere. Plus there was a bit of a bulge appearing.
" oh, that was Mandie. Shell be over in about 30 minutes. She wants to tell you somethingurgent. Anyeay. What shall we do next? You're tied and gagged in the garden. Let's hope no one sees you" she laughed. "Mmpphhh " he went again try to get free. "I know" stepping forward. She grabbed his shorts and pulled them down releasing his hardening cock free. " Oh look, Steve's hard in the garden " she teased. " Mmpphhh, mmpphh " he responded. Clearly unhappy about his current location. But seemingly being tied up and gagged was turning him on.
Emily then took her phone and started taking a few pictures of him. " I can send these to all your friends."mmpphh " was the reply. And what shall we do about your hardening issue. Emily grabbed the base of his cock and squeezed gently." Mmpphhh " was the response but more of an excepting moan, but still Steve was struggling.
" let's take one more picture if you and then I'll try to hypnotize you again and take you somewhere safer" with this, she took a pair of her mums knickers off the washing line and placed them on his cock. Then took another picture.
"Mmpphhh mmpphh " Steve said looking at his current situation. Tied in the garden wearing Emily's mums bra and knickers on his hard cock. All the time trying to get free.
Emily now had to think what could she do next with her captive, as her mum would be home soon and Mandie would also be over
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Part 2
What was Emily going to do? Steve was currently not struggling and it was if he was waiting for Emilys next move. Thinking about it, she called Mandie back and said Steve's going out so would be pointless to come over to see him. With that done, she looked at Steve. " I'm enjoying this, but I don't really want mum to find you here. As I've got photos of you looking like this, I think we need to keep you out the way. I'm going to untie your ankles a moment so don't try to kick me".
Emily bent down and untied the long sock that Steve had put round his ankles when hypnotized. But she went behind him and tied it around his elbows tight but not around the pole. She then untied his wrists and took her mums knickers off his cock, deliberately doing it slowly, so he could feel the slow removal. " Mmpphhh " he went.
With his elbows tied behind his back Emily retied his wrists. " Step out of your shorts and into my mums knickers" he raised each leg so he was free from his shorts. " now raise each leg so I can put these on you. Emily stretched the knickers for Steve to step into and slid the up his legs and over his hard cock. The knickers only just covered it and Emily squeezed him through the knickers to get a responsive " Mmpphhh " " now, let's take you to your bedroom where no-one will see or hear you".
Walking behind Steve they got to the back door where she leaned forward from behind him, opened it and pushed him in. After closing it, she pushed him through the kitchen and guided him to the stairs and pushed him up them. " go to your room, and wait. I'll be back in a second" she said.
Steve looked around the room he stayed in when visiting thinking where would he possibly be hidden. Hearing Emily behind him he turned to see her with her hands holding some woolen scarves, what looked like some dressing gown ties and a few socks. Throwing them on the bed, she started singing "Trust in Me, Trust in me, just in me" she undid Steve's wrists and elbows and pulled the duvet off the bed."Shut your eyes and trust in me" Steve closed his eyes and Emily pushed him onto the bed before getting on it. " lie in the centre of the bed and spread your arms and legs to the corners".
Steve's spread himself and formed an x. "You can sleep safe and sound, Knowing I am around" Emily continued to sing as she took one of the woolen scarves and tied it to the corner of the headboard. Taking the other end she started tying it to his outstretched wrist. Then pulled it tight so there was no slack for him to move it. Moving over to the other hand she did exactly the same pulling another scarf she had as tight as possible so his wrist wouldn't move. She loved the sound the scarf made when pulled tight.
Moving to his ankles she took a dressing gown belt." Slip into silent slumber, Sail on a silver mist" she sang as she wrapped one end around his ankle "Slowly and surely your senses Will cease to resist" she continued pulling it tight and tying it the the corner. This process was done again with the other ankle" Trust in me, just in me Shut your eyes and trust in me" she finished singing as Steve was now spread eagled.His erection clearly visible under Emily's mum's knickers.
That should keep you still and out of the way. Emily then took the duvet and put it over him hiding his bound limbs. She reached around the back of his head and untied the sock and took his socks out singing. " Trust in Me,Trust in me, just in me"
If she was leaving him there tied and hypnotized, leaving a gag in could be an issue.
It was then she heard her mums car pulling up outside."shit" she exclaimed and to her surprise Steve was awake. " what the " Emily quickly put her hand over his mouth." Not a word do you understand" he nodded and started to move. " Emily, where are you" her mum called. Steve looked at Emily and Emily looked at Steve. How would they explain this.
" why has Steve left his jeans and trainers down here? I know you're in" they could hear her coming up the stairs and go into Emily's bedroom. Then she was nearing the bedroom they were in.
"Oh hello you two " as she walked in. Emily had removed her hand so it just looked like Steve was in bed. " he wasn't feeling well mum so I was just helping him into bed" That's good of you. How are you feeling Steve? " a little confused but I'll be okay in a while" Steve replied. " okay, as long as you're both okay" Emily's mum said and went to arrange the duvet a bit better for him.
This caused one of his wrists to be seen. " what is going on here" she said with a bit of a surprise. " eerr Steve wanted to play a tie up game mum" Emily replied quickly. "Is that so " and removed more of the duvet exposing Steve in her bra and knickers. " and how do you explain this?" She said with a bit of a smile looking at his body tied in an x and also showing a bulge.
"There's nothing wrong with tie up games and you could have put your underwear on him not mine. But he looks fully in a state of enjoyment" laughing at the situation. " your not angry"? Emily asked. "Not really. I may be you're mum but I've played games like this before"
All the time Steve was now thinking of his situation. He couldn't remember how he got in the position he was in, but was now feeling very uncomfortable tied to a bed in women's underware with the outline of his hard cock showing through the knickers. " can we just call it a day. I think it'll be best if I went home" he quitly said as Emily and her mum were talking.
" I don't think so, if you want to play tie up games with my daughter, then it's a bit selfish not letting me join in. Afterall, your body is telling us you want to continue" Emily's mum softly said and left the room. " you've just been caught wearing my mums underware " Emily mocked. "You'd better get me out of this Emily. It's no joke now" Steve replied getting a bit angry. " I don't think so. You've always been spoilt and got your own way. But not this time" Emily snapped back.
She was trying to wonder how Steve had come round but thought to herself he was hypnotized when she wanted him to be. But if she either lost concentration or something, he came round. That meant she had full control and he didn't remember a thing.
They could both hear Emily's mum in her bedroom opening and closing doors and drawers." What are you doing mum? I'm going to carry on with our game"
Emilys mum was a youthful forty year old woman. Divorced and had not had a romantic relationship in quite a few years. Curly brown hair went down just above the neck line. Had an average build and chest. But Emily knew her boyfriends liked her. Wherever it was because she was always kind. Or it was the i fancy your mum thing. And Emily was a younger version but with shoulder length hair.
" I won't be long " her mum said. Emily looking down at Steve grabbed one of his socks and slowly guided it towards his mouth. " no, please Emily don't put mmpphh " ended his conversation and Emily held it in with her hand. " I'm sick of you talking now. Shut up til mum comes back"
Steve tried to move his head away from Emily's hand in order to spit the sock out but her hand followed keeping a firm downward pressure over his mouth. After a brief struggle of Steve trying to get his mouth free from Emily's hand, her mum returned. Steve stopped moving his head and "mmpphh " in surprise at what he saw and Emily just stared in astonishment.
"You see a lot of boys fantasize about an older woman" she said walking into the room. She was wearing a low cut top showing her cleavage. A short skirt and her legs were covered in nylon. " Now before we continue your game Steve you need to be gagged properly so you can't make too much noise"
"Mum there's something I need to tell you" " in a minute Emily, let's just get him nicely gagged " throwing a few scarves on Steve's stomach. She got on the bed, her skirt rose slightly showing a stocking top." Mmpphhh " Steve went clearly unsure what was going to happen.
She took a scarf and tied a knott in it right infront of his face, making sure when he was looking at the scarf, her cleavage was also in full view. Steve's cock was now straining to get free from the knickers her mum took Emily's hand away from Steve's mouth. " Oh you've stuffed a sock in it. Well let's keep it there but keep it firmly in place, quickly putting the knot on top of the sock. Pulling both ends of the scarf she lent over to tie it tight behind his head, her chest inches from his face.
Once pulling the ends tight behind his head causing Steve to let out a grunt she tied a tight knot, pausing for a moment as Steve could only looking at her chest. Eyes wide open. " mum. I really need to tell you something" Emily said. Her mum slowly got off the bed trailing one hand down Steve's neck and chest to the bra. " don't you feel a bit embarrassed wearing my bra and knickers?" She mocked. " what would your mum say if she saw you like this?. Wanting to be tied up in women's underware" Steve's face was going red in embarrassment listening to Emily's mum taunting him.
Getting off the bed. She turned to Emily " now, its your turn. What would you like to do?. Why dont you get changed into somthing that may help Steve in his game". Emily was in complete disbelief at what had just happened and before she could say anything there was a knock at the door. " don't try to say anything Steve or ill gag you even more. Go and see who it is Emily. I'll stay here with our new found toy"
" okay" Emily said still not believing what was happening, although seeing Steve in such an emsrrassing position gave her a warm feeling. Never doing this type of thing before certainly made her curious of what she could do. Especially as she realised she could hypnotize him at will. She hurried down stairs and opened the door. " hi Emily, is Steve in? Emily looked in shear panic at the boy at the door. It was Steve's friend Adam who she had fancied for ages.
" err yes come in" was her initial response without thinking. So much had gone on in such a short time. Knowing what had happen up stairs and the current situation she ushered Adam to the kitchen. " Take a seat a minute, I'll see if he's in his bedroom. Emily ran upstairs into Steve's room. " it's Adam " she said whispering. "He's come to see Steve" turning her head towards Emily she said " has he also come the play? Her mum said with a smile. "We could have them both to play with between us". Emily noticed that her mum was running one finger slowly up and down the outline of Steve erection. His eyes gazing at her mum.
A thousand thoughts rushed through her mind. She facied Adam and the thought of being in control of him seemed a nice idea. To tease him in any way she wanted knowing he wouldn't remember a thing. : Okay, I'll get him. But then I'm going to have to tell you what I've been trying to say"
What was Emily going to do? Steve was currently not struggling and it was if he was waiting for Emilys next move. Thinking about it, she called Mandie back and said Steve's going out so would be pointless to come over to see him. With that done, she looked at Steve. " I'm enjoying this, but I don't really want mum to find you here. As I've got photos of you looking like this, I think we need to keep you out the way. I'm going to untie your ankles a moment so don't try to kick me".
Emily bent down and untied the long sock that Steve had put round his ankles when hypnotized. But she went behind him and tied it around his elbows tight but not around the pole. She then untied his wrists and took her mums knickers off his cock, deliberately doing it slowly, so he could feel the slow removal. " Mmpphhh " he went.
With his elbows tied behind his back Emily retied his wrists. " Step out of your shorts and into my mums knickers" he raised each leg so he was free from his shorts. " now raise each leg so I can put these on you. Emily stretched the knickers for Steve to step into and slid the up his legs and over his hard cock. The knickers only just covered it and Emily squeezed him through the knickers to get a responsive " Mmpphhh " " now, let's take you to your bedroom where no-one will see or hear you".
Walking behind Steve they got to the back door where she leaned forward from behind him, opened it and pushed him in. After closing it, she pushed him through the kitchen and guided him to the stairs and pushed him up them. " go to your room, and wait. I'll be back in a second" she said.
Steve looked around the room he stayed in when visiting thinking where would he possibly be hidden. Hearing Emily behind him he turned to see her with her hands holding some woolen scarves, what looked like some dressing gown ties and a few socks. Throwing them on the bed, she started singing "Trust in Me, Trust in me, just in me" she undid Steve's wrists and elbows and pulled the duvet off the bed."Shut your eyes and trust in me" Steve closed his eyes and Emily pushed him onto the bed before getting on it. " lie in the centre of the bed and spread your arms and legs to the corners".
Steve's spread himself and formed an x. "You can sleep safe and sound, Knowing I am around" Emily continued to sing as she took one of the woolen scarves and tied it to the corner of the headboard. Taking the other end she started tying it to his outstretched wrist. Then pulled it tight so there was no slack for him to move it. Moving over to the other hand she did exactly the same pulling another scarf she had as tight as possible so his wrist wouldn't move. She loved the sound the scarf made when pulled tight.
Moving to his ankles she took a dressing gown belt." Slip into silent slumber, Sail on a silver mist" she sang as she wrapped one end around his ankle "Slowly and surely your senses Will cease to resist" she continued pulling it tight and tying it the the corner. This process was done again with the other ankle" Trust in me, just in me Shut your eyes and trust in me" she finished singing as Steve was now spread eagled.His erection clearly visible under Emily's mum's knickers.
That should keep you still and out of the way. Emily then took the duvet and put it over him hiding his bound limbs. She reached around the back of his head and untied the sock and took his socks out singing. " Trust in Me,Trust in me, just in me"
If she was leaving him there tied and hypnotized, leaving a gag in could be an issue.
It was then she heard her mums car pulling up outside."shit" she exclaimed and to her surprise Steve was awake. " what the " Emily quickly put her hand over his mouth." Not a word do you understand" he nodded and started to move. " Emily, where are you" her mum called. Steve looked at Emily and Emily looked at Steve. How would they explain this.
" why has Steve left his jeans and trainers down here? I know you're in" they could hear her coming up the stairs and go into Emily's bedroom. Then she was nearing the bedroom they were in.
"Oh hello you two " as she walked in. Emily had removed her hand so it just looked like Steve was in bed. " he wasn't feeling well mum so I was just helping him into bed" That's good of you. How are you feeling Steve? " a little confused but I'll be okay in a while" Steve replied. " okay, as long as you're both okay" Emily's mum said and went to arrange the duvet a bit better for him.
This caused one of his wrists to be seen. " what is going on here" she said with a bit of a surprise. " eerr Steve wanted to play a tie up game mum" Emily replied quickly. "Is that so " and removed more of the duvet exposing Steve in her bra and knickers. " and how do you explain this?" She said with a bit of a smile looking at his body tied in an x and also showing a bulge.
"There's nothing wrong with tie up games and you could have put your underwear on him not mine. But he looks fully in a state of enjoyment" laughing at the situation. " your not angry"? Emily asked. "Not really. I may be you're mum but I've played games like this before"
All the time Steve was now thinking of his situation. He couldn't remember how he got in the position he was in, but was now feeling very uncomfortable tied to a bed in women's underware with the outline of his hard cock showing through the knickers. " can we just call it a day. I think it'll be best if I went home" he quitly said as Emily and her mum were talking.
" I don't think so, if you want to play tie up games with my daughter, then it's a bit selfish not letting me join in. Afterall, your body is telling us you want to continue" Emily's mum softly said and left the room. " you've just been caught wearing my mums underware " Emily mocked. "You'd better get me out of this Emily. It's no joke now" Steve replied getting a bit angry. " I don't think so. You've always been spoilt and got your own way. But not this time" Emily snapped back.
She was trying to wonder how Steve had come round but thought to herself he was hypnotized when she wanted him to be. But if she either lost concentration or something, he came round. That meant she had full control and he didn't remember a thing.
They could both hear Emily's mum in her bedroom opening and closing doors and drawers." What are you doing mum? I'm going to carry on with our game"
Emilys mum was a youthful forty year old woman. Divorced and had not had a romantic relationship in quite a few years. Curly brown hair went down just above the neck line. Had an average build and chest. But Emily knew her boyfriends liked her. Wherever it was because she was always kind. Or it was the i fancy your mum thing. And Emily was a younger version but with shoulder length hair.
" I won't be long " her mum said. Emily looking down at Steve grabbed one of his socks and slowly guided it towards his mouth. " no, please Emily don't put mmpphh " ended his conversation and Emily held it in with her hand. " I'm sick of you talking now. Shut up til mum comes back"
Steve tried to move his head away from Emily's hand in order to spit the sock out but her hand followed keeping a firm downward pressure over his mouth. After a brief struggle of Steve trying to get his mouth free from Emily's hand, her mum returned. Steve stopped moving his head and "mmpphh " in surprise at what he saw and Emily just stared in astonishment.
"You see a lot of boys fantasize about an older woman" she said walking into the room. She was wearing a low cut top showing her cleavage. A short skirt and her legs were covered in nylon. " Now before we continue your game Steve you need to be gagged properly so you can't make too much noise"
"Mum there's something I need to tell you" " in a minute Emily, let's just get him nicely gagged " throwing a few scarves on Steve's stomach. She got on the bed, her skirt rose slightly showing a stocking top." Mmpphhh " Steve went clearly unsure what was going to happen.
She took a scarf and tied a knott in it right infront of his face, making sure when he was looking at the scarf, her cleavage was also in full view. Steve's cock was now straining to get free from the knickers her mum took Emily's hand away from Steve's mouth. " Oh you've stuffed a sock in it. Well let's keep it there but keep it firmly in place, quickly putting the knot on top of the sock. Pulling both ends of the scarf she lent over to tie it tight behind his head, her chest inches from his face.
Once pulling the ends tight behind his head causing Steve to let out a grunt she tied a tight knot, pausing for a moment as Steve could only looking at her chest. Eyes wide open. " mum. I really need to tell you something" Emily said. Her mum slowly got off the bed trailing one hand down Steve's neck and chest to the bra. " don't you feel a bit embarrassed wearing my bra and knickers?" She mocked. " what would your mum say if she saw you like this?. Wanting to be tied up in women's underware" Steve's face was going red in embarrassment listening to Emily's mum taunting him.
Getting off the bed. She turned to Emily " now, its your turn. What would you like to do?. Why dont you get changed into somthing that may help Steve in his game". Emily was in complete disbelief at what had just happened and before she could say anything there was a knock at the door. " don't try to say anything Steve or ill gag you even more. Go and see who it is Emily. I'll stay here with our new found toy"
" okay" Emily said still not believing what was happening, although seeing Steve in such an emsrrassing position gave her a warm feeling. Never doing this type of thing before certainly made her curious of what she could do. Especially as she realised she could hypnotize him at will. She hurried down stairs and opened the door. " hi Emily, is Steve in? Emily looked in shear panic at the boy at the door. It was Steve's friend Adam who she had fancied for ages.
" err yes come in" was her initial response without thinking. So much had gone on in such a short time. Knowing what had happen up stairs and the current situation she ushered Adam to the kitchen. " Take a seat a minute, I'll see if he's in his bedroom. Emily ran upstairs into Steve's room. " it's Adam " she said whispering. "He's come to see Steve" turning her head towards Emily she said " has he also come the play? Her mum said with a smile. "We could have them both to play with between us". Emily noticed that her mum was running one finger slowly up and down the outline of Steve erection. His eyes gazing at her mum.
A thousand thoughts rushed through her mind. She facied Adam and the thought of being in control of him seemed a nice idea. To tease him in any way she wanted knowing he wouldn't remember a thing. : Okay, I'll get him. But then I'm going to have to tell you what I've been trying to say"