Faking a Robbery (MF/M)
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 2:01 pm
“No, see, it’ll be perfectly easy,” I tried to explain to my friends’ puzzled faces. "Everything is insured, so as long as it looks real, we’re in the clear!”
“…Matt, this is insane,” replied Alexis, one of my closest friends since I was a kid.
“She’s right - it will never work!” Apparently her older brother Adam agreed.
Unfortunately, a part of me agreed with them. It was pretty insane. But I didn't really see any other choice.
You see, I'm something of a gambler. It really is the most fun in the world - exhilarating, nerve-wracking and exciting all at once. However, I'm much more a gambling enthusiast than I am a winner, so to speak. In fact, by all metrics I'm pretty goddamn awful at it. Long story short, if there were any other choice I've exhausted it - so here I am, planning a fake robbery.
"Here's the thing," I said to them. "Adam, you were an Eagle Scout, right? That means you know how to tie knots, maybe you've even tied someone up before in a game or something?"
"I mean sure, I know how to tie some knots," Adam said reluctantly. "But I'm not sure how that would help here."
"So all we have to do is make it look real. We'll stage a break-in. You guys come back here tonight, maybe around 9pm, which gives me time to clean up everywhere there could be fingerprints or whatever, and make sure everything looks normal. You tie me up - Adam can make sure it looks real and so I can't get out. There's tons of stuff in here to take - a MacBook, the TV, the PC, the Xbox, any sort of nice clothes...you take it all and either pawn it off, or sell it - then we split the money!"
"But," Alexis said, her brow furrowed in obvious concern, "we obviously wear latex gloves and stuff, and hats that cover our entire head, to avoid things like fingerprints and hair fibers too, right?"
"Well sure," I replied, confidently pushing past any doubts I may have had. "You break in, ransack the place - tie me up and then leave. You leave and wait like 20 minutes, call the police on an anonymous tip that you heard loud noises from the apartment - they come and let me out and boom! Pretty simple! Then we split the cash and we're off scott free - you guys have spending money and I don't have to worry about those guys who loaned me money."
"Hang on, Matt," Alex interrupted. "What guys?"
Then, of course, I had to explain how I'd gotten in this situation. It had started on football, then moved to casinos, then private games, etc. People fronted me some money and I owed about $8,000 - not an astronomical amount by any means, but enough where I was getting phone calls asking me when I was going to pay and implying I needed to figure it out, and soon.
Obviously that made Alexis and Adam even more reticent to agree, but finally I had convinced them. I checked my Garmin smartwatch - it was just past 8pm.
"Alright, so in at 9pm you come back. I'll leave the door unlocked, and you know there aren't any cameras in here! Just come in, Adam you can tie me up with this duct tape I got while Alexis takes the place apart, then I figure you're out by 10:30pm and you can call the police at 11!" I gestured to two rolls of extra-strength duct tape: one clear, one gray.
"Alright," said Adam, reticently. "But I think rope might be even better. It looks like the robbers prepared more, plus you can tie knots in it."
"Sure, whatever," I replied. "I'll see you guys then!"
They left, still somewhat unsure of themselves, clearly, and I busied myself with cleaning the place up. It felt odd to be so concerned with preparing for my own "robbery," but I knew it was important to ensure no traces were left that they could have been there. I wiped down all the counters, sinks and the island with Lysol wipes and even put in a load of laundry and started the dishwasher, just in case. I swept and used the swiffer mop on the floors as well.
When I checked my watch again, it was 8:58. I had changed into a long-sleeve t-shirt and sweatpants with a pair of tennis shoes, and I sat on the couch in the living room to wait for my friends' arrival, nervously checking my watch every few minutes.
At 9:02, they walked in the door. They both looked incredibly serious, and I nearly laughed as they closed the door. Alexis and Adam both had black beanies on, which covered all of their hair. Adam was several inches taller than I was, easily 6'1", and broadly built, while Alex was just barely shorter than he, but still taller than I was, at 5'11," Her green eyes shone with something resembling anticipation or excitement as she walked in and tucked one long strand of blonde hair into her hat, purposeful and committed, with two large, black, canvas duffel bags. Adam had a similar bag as well as a plastic bag in his other hand.
I made to stand up and greet them out of reflex before Adam, seeming hesitant, put a finger up to his lips with one hand and gestured for me to sit down with the other. I smiled to myself - they had really gotten into the role! - as I did so, raising my hands in mock surrender. They both took off their shoes at the front door after wiping their feet to avoid leaving dust or footprints.
Alexis started to move around the living room, gathering a few of the electronics I mentioned to her, while Adam knelt next to me. He pulled a coil of rope out of the plastic bag and gestured for me to put my hands together.
"I'll have to make this tight," he whispered, almost apologetically.
"Good," I replied as I crossed my hands in my lap in front of me. "That's the goal."
"No no, like this," Adam said under his breath as he moved my hands parallel to each other. I obliged and put my wrists together and he started circling round after round of white rope around my wrists. I grunted a little as he fed one end of the rope near my palms and wound it parallel to my wrists, making a tight knot at the end. When he cinched the ends perpendicular to the rest of the rope around my bonds, I winced at how tightly it managed to cinch the rope around my wrists tighter. I knew that this was definitely going to look realistic!
"Sorry," Adam said as he noticed my grimace when he cinched the rope tight and knelt down to tie my ankles together. "If you want it to look real, we have to make it tight." He repeated the process with my ankles as I reassured him it was fine.
"No," I said to him. "It only works if it looks real, so keep going!"
To my surprise he insisted on tying my legs together as well, just above the knees. He tied that rope equally tightly, double knotting it at the end. When I looked at the face of my watch, I was surprised to see that it was 9:10 and only 8 minutes had passed! It seemed like it should have taken a lot longer. I gave the bonds a tentative few twists but felt absolutely no give - I guess being an Eagle Scout pays off.
Alexis, done with putting the PC and laptop from my office into the bag, walked back into the room.
"Adam," she said in a sharp whisper. "Are you out of your mind? Tie his hands behind his back - otherwise he'd just be able to grab the phone or anything else on his own! And tie some rope around his chest too!" Adam grimaced at her charming delivery of advice.
"I guess she's right," he said apologetically as he untied my wrists and forced them behind my back, not exactly gently. I grimaced a little as my hands were forced into the small of my back and tied there the same way before being double knotted, again. It seemed a little excessive to me, but then again, I'd never tied anyone up before!
He looped several long strands of rope around my waist, pinning my hands to the small of my back, before repeating the process around my chest, above and below my pectorals. I actively winced as he knotted these last ties tightly; I had much less room to move now.
Alexis, having finished in the office, started to move to the bedroom. She came over, green eyes flashing - I thought for a second in excitement, but that would be crazy, right? - while she looked over my bonds.
"That looks like it'll do," she said as she tugged at the ropes on my wrists, feeling how they were locked into the small of my back. "Now we're probably going to have to gag you too."
"Uhhh, we didn't exactly agree to that," I stammered, suddenly nervous.
"Look," Alexis countered, slightly patronizingly. "If two burglars left you alone, tied up and not gagged, you'd just call for help as soon as they left, right?"
"I...I guess," I admitted.
"Exactly," Alexis said, somewhat proudly. "Adam, gag him while I finish here." She returned to my bedroom.
Adam rather sheepishly grimaced as he went to the kitchen and retrieved a dish towel. He tied a knot in the middle and held it in front of my mouth.
"Any last words," he asked, kind of jokingly.
"I guess not," I replied glumly.
"Okay, open up, then." I opened my mouth wide, as he asked, and he fit the knot into my mouth between my teeth and then knotted the towel behind my neck. I chewed on the knot in the coarse fabric for a minute before judging that actually, this wasn't so bad. The knot behind my head was tight, so I couldn't get the towel out of my mouth, but it wasn't so large that I thought I would choke or anything, and I could even make some noise if I needed to.
Adam inspected my gag one more time before standing up and starting to move away.
"Are you alright?"
"Yessshmp, itmmmph finmphh," I replied through the gag.
He busied himself with taking the last of the things from around the TV and putting them in the bag. I sat and chewed on the gag for a few minutes before twisting my wrists and neck to check my watch. It was 9:30, so I wouldn't have to put up with this much longer, thankfully. My fingers were already feeling a little numb, and the knot in my mouth was awkward.
Adam and Alexis finally joined each other in the living room, their duffel bags packed full of electronics, nicer clothes, jewelry and other valuables, and she glanced at me before glaring at her brother.
"Adam, are you dumb? Remember the stuff we used to do as kids - that gag isn't worth anything! Someone in literally the next room would hear him loud and clear. Just stuff something in his mouth - this has to look real!"
My own eyes widened, darting from Adam to Alexis. Adam glanced at his sister with a look of embarrassment, then at me apologetically. Alexis had her eyes narrowed glancing at Adam in blame. When her eyes turned to me, they opened wider and seemed to shine - is she enjoying this? Her mouth betrayed just a hint of a grin as her lips pulled back, showing just a hint of straight, white teeth. I shuddered slightly - this was going a bit too far.
"Noommph, this ismmph okmmph!"
I tried to protest as Alexis came over and started to undo the knot holding the gag on my head. Adam had disappeared behind me into the kitchen.
"Look Matt," she said, a bit condescendingly as she leaned in a little too close to my face for my comfort. "If you don't want the police to see right through this, we have to be thorough, right?"
I heard Adam come up behind me as the knot pulled from my mouth with a quiet "pop." A little bit of slobber followed.
"Guys, listen, maybe this is too much wmmmph!"
With my mouth open to try and explain, Adam had leaned over and shoved a large blue sponge in my mouth! I protested as he used his fingers to force it in further, making my cheeks bulge.
"Hnnngh mmmph! Mmmph!"
"Matt, Matt Matt," Alexis chided. "I've been playing tie-up games since I was little - I know what it takes to gag someone well, and if you want this to be believable, then you've gotta accept that it'll be uncomfortable for a while."
I hung my head a little sadly - she was right. This was going to be unpleasant, but according to my watch I'd have the police at my door in about half an hour, so I could handle it.
"Alright Adam, let's finish up," Alexis said a bit too cheerily, clapping her brother on the back. "Make sure that sponge is in his mouth first though!"
I watched her walk away as Adam prodded at the sponge in my mouth, which had indeed started to come out. The knot in the dish cloth between my lips kept me from spitting it out, but bits of blue sponge spilled out of the sides of my cheeks regardless.
"Sorry about this," he said, a bit apologetically, while he made sure my gag was tight. "Alexis always got a bit...into these games."
My eyes widened - this was starting to get just a little concerning, but I was in too deep, to say the least.
"Tmmmph hmmmph?"
"Yeah, she's got a bit of a wild side to her and I think she gets some satisfaction out of it, especially seeing men like this. Oh well, it'll be over soon, right?"
"Hmmmmphh..." I grumbled into the gag as my two friends finished ransacking my apartment. For good measure, they threw a few things around - the coasters on the coffee table, an old football trophy of mine, that sort of thing.
"Well," Alexis said, after they had finished loading two duffel bags. "I guess we're off, after one more thing."
She leaned in and looked me in the eyes and said, a little quietly, "try to call for help."
"Hmmmph! HMMMPH!"
"That's a bit too much noise for me. Adam, grab the duct tape."
"Nmmmph!"
"Shhh," she chided as she ripped three large strips of duct tape off the roll and plastered them over my mouth. "This will do the trick. We want the cops to believe us!" The duct tape ensured the sponge stayed firmly lodged in my mouth and made it much harder to move my lips.
At this point, I was definitely convinced that it was believable, and that was before Adam hoisted me up with a grunt and carried me to my bedroom. I protested into my gag but it was hardly audible, much less intelligible, as he deposited me on the floor of my room - at least he was gentle this time.
As they turned to go, Adam did a sort of shrugging motion and left my bedroom. Alexis checked her watch and winked at me.
"20 minutes or so, big guy. Nothing too serious."
I grunted into the gag and flexed my shoulders against the rope, feeling absolutely no give. She was right - 20 minutes was a pretty small price to pay for all this trouble going away.
I heard Adam get to the front door and put on his shoes again and noticed the soft footfalls of Alexis following him, but heard her footsteps double back, a little excitedly. She leaned her head in my room again and I suddenly got a very bad feeling about what was going to happen next, though at this point I had zero control over it.
"I almost forgot," she said quietly with a distinct grin on her face as she closed the door to my bedroom.
"Nmmmph!" I tried to protest into my gag but to very little avail. Right as the door closed, I heard her murmur:
"After all, we want this to be realistic."
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To be continued! Just a short two-shot to break up the writer's block.
“…Matt, this is insane,” replied Alexis, one of my closest friends since I was a kid.
“She’s right - it will never work!” Apparently her older brother Adam agreed.
Unfortunately, a part of me agreed with them. It was pretty insane. But I didn't really see any other choice.
You see, I'm something of a gambler. It really is the most fun in the world - exhilarating, nerve-wracking and exciting all at once. However, I'm much more a gambling enthusiast than I am a winner, so to speak. In fact, by all metrics I'm pretty goddamn awful at it. Long story short, if there were any other choice I've exhausted it - so here I am, planning a fake robbery.
"Here's the thing," I said to them. "Adam, you were an Eagle Scout, right? That means you know how to tie knots, maybe you've even tied someone up before in a game or something?"
"I mean sure, I know how to tie some knots," Adam said reluctantly. "But I'm not sure how that would help here."
"So all we have to do is make it look real. We'll stage a break-in. You guys come back here tonight, maybe around 9pm, which gives me time to clean up everywhere there could be fingerprints or whatever, and make sure everything looks normal. You tie me up - Adam can make sure it looks real and so I can't get out. There's tons of stuff in here to take - a MacBook, the TV, the PC, the Xbox, any sort of nice clothes...you take it all and either pawn it off, or sell it - then we split the money!"
"But," Alexis said, her brow furrowed in obvious concern, "we obviously wear latex gloves and stuff, and hats that cover our entire head, to avoid things like fingerprints and hair fibers too, right?"
"Well sure," I replied, confidently pushing past any doubts I may have had. "You break in, ransack the place - tie me up and then leave. You leave and wait like 20 minutes, call the police on an anonymous tip that you heard loud noises from the apartment - they come and let me out and boom! Pretty simple! Then we split the cash and we're off scott free - you guys have spending money and I don't have to worry about those guys who loaned me money."
"Hang on, Matt," Alex interrupted. "What guys?"
Then, of course, I had to explain how I'd gotten in this situation. It had started on football, then moved to casinos, then private games, etc. People fronted me some money and I owed about $8,000 - not an astronomical amount by any means, but enough where I was getting phone calls asking me when I was going to pay and implying I needed to figure it out, and soon.
Obviously that made Alexis and Adam even more reticent to agree, but finally I had convinced them. I checked my Garmin smartwatch - it was just past 8pm.
"Alright, so in at 9pm you come back. I'll leave the door unlocked, and you know there aren't any cameras in here! Just come in, Adam you can tie me up with this duct tape I got while Alexis takes the place apart, then I figure you're out by 10:30pm and you can call the police at 11!" I gestured to two rolls of extra-strength duct tape: one clear, one gray.
"Alright," said Adam, reticently. "But I think rope might be even better. It looks like the robbers prepared more, plus you can tie knots in it."
"Sure, whatever," I replied. "I'll see you guys then!"
They left, still somewhat unsure of themselves, clearly, and I busied myself with cleaning the place up. It felt odd to be so concerned with preparing for my own "robbery," but I knew it was important to ensure no traces were left that they could have been there. I wiped down all the counters, sinks and the island with Lysol wipes and even put in a load of laundry and started the dishwasher, just in case. I swept and used the swiffer mop on the floors as well.
When I checked my watch again, it was 8:58. I had changed into a long-sleeve t-shirt and sweatpants with a pair of tennis shoes, and I sat on the couch in the living room to wait for my friends' arrival, nervously checking my watch every few minutes.
At 9:02, they walked in the door. They both looked incredibly serious, and I nearly laughed as they closed the door. Alexis and Adam both had black beanies on, which covered all of their hair. Adam was several inches taller than I was, easily 6'1", and broadly built, while Alex was just barely shorter than he, but still taller than I was, at 5'11," Her green eyes shone with something resembling anticipation or excitement as she walked in and tucked one long strand of blonde hair into her hat, purposeful and committed, with two large, black, canvas duffel bags. Adam had a similar bag as well as a plastic bag in his other hand.
I made to stand up and greet them out of reflex before Adam, seeming hesitant, put a finger up to his lips with one hand and gestured for me to sit down with the other. I smiled to myself - they had really gotten into the role! - as I did so, raising my hands in mock surrender. They both took off their shoes at the front door after wiping their feet to avoid leaving dust or footprints.
Alexis started to move around the living room, gathering a few of the electronics I mentioned to her, while Adam knelt next to me. He pulled a coil of rope out of the plastic bag and gestured for me to put my hands together.
"I'll have to make this tight," he whispered, almost apologetically.
"Good," I replied as I crossed my hands in my lap in front of me. "That's the goal."
"No no, like this," Adam said under his breath as he moved my hands parallel to each other. I obliged and put my wrists together and he started circling round after round of white rope around my wrists. I grunted a little as he fed one end of the rope near my palms and wound it parallel to my wrists, making a tight knot at the end. When he cinched the ends perpendicular to the rest of the rope around my bonds, I winced at how tightly it managed to cinch the rope around my wrists tighter. I knew that this was definitely going to look realistic!
"Sorry," Adam said as he noticed my grimace when he cinched the rope tight and knelt down to tie my ankles together. "If you want it to look real, we have to make it tight." He repeated the process with my ankles as I reassured him it was fine.
"No," I said to him. "It only works if it looks real, so keep going!"
To my surprise he insisted on tying my legs together as well, just above the knees. He tied that rope equally tightly, double knotting it at the end. When I looked at the face of my watch, I was surprised to see that it was 9:10 and only 8 minutes had passed! It seemed like it should have taken a lot longer. I gave the bonds a tentative few twists but felt absolutely no give - I guess being an Eagle Scout pays off.
Alexis, done with putting the PC and laptop from my office into the bag, walked back into the room.
"Adam," she said in a sharp whisper. "Are you out of your mind? Tie his hands behind his back - otherwise he'd just be able to grab the phone or anything else on his own! And tie some rope around his chest too!" Adam grimaced at her charming delivery of advice.
"I guess she's right," he said apologetically as he untied my wrists and forced them behind my back, not exactly gently. I grimaced a little as my hands were forced into the small of my back and tied there the same way before being double knotted, again. It seemed a little excessive to me, but then again, I'd never tied anyone up before!
He looped several long strands of rope around my waist, pinning my hands to the small of my back, before repeating the process around my chest, above and below my pectorals. I actively winced as he knotted these last ties tightly; I had much less room to move now.
Alexis, having finished in the office, started to move to the bedroom. She came over, green eyes flashing - I thought for a second in excitement, but that would be crazy, right? - while she looked over my bonds.
"That looks like it'll do," she said as she tugged at the ropes on my wrists, feeling how they were locked into the small of my back. "Now we're probably going to have to gag you too."
"Uhhh, we didn't exactly agree to that," I stammered, suddenly nervous.
"Look," Alexis countered, slightly patronizingly. "If two burglars left you alone, tied up and not gagged, you'd just call for help as soon as they left, right?"
"I...I guess," I admitted.
"Exactly," Alexis said, somewhat proudly. "Adam, gag him while I finish here." She returned to my bedroom.
Adam rather sheepishly grimaced as he went to the kitchen and retrieved a dish towel. He tied a knot in the middle and held it in front of my mouth.
"Any last words," he asked, kind of jokingly.
"I guess not," I replied glumly.
"Okay, open up, then." I opened my mouth wide, as he asked, and he fit the knot into my mouth between my teeth and then knotted the towel behind my neck. I chewed on the knot in the coarse fabric for a minute before judging that actually, this wasn't so bad. The knot behind my head was tight, so I couldn't get the towel out of my mouth, but it wasn't so large that I thought I would choke or anything, and I could even make some noise if I needed to.
Adam inspected my gag one more time before standing up and starting to move away.
"Are you alright?"
"Yessshmp, itmmmph finmphh," I replied through the gag.
He busied himself with taking the last of the things from around the TV and putting them in the bag. I sat and chewed on the gag for a few minutes before twisting my wrists and neck to check my watch. It was 9:30, so I wouldn't have to put up with this much longer, thankfully. My fingers were already feeling a little numb, and the knot in my mouth was awkward.
Adam and Alexis finally joined each other in the living room, their duffel bags packed full of electronics, nicer clothes, jewelry and other valuables, and she glanced at me before glaring at her brother.
"Adam, are you dumb? Remember the stuff we used to do as kids - that gag isn't worth anything! Someone in literally the next room would hear him loud and clear. Just stuff something in his mouth - this has to look real!"
My own eyes widened, darting from Adam to Alexis. Adam glanced at his sister with a look of embarrassment, then at me apologetically. Alexis had her eyes narrowed glancing at Adam in blame. When her eyes turned to me, they opened wider and seemed to shine - is she enjoying this? Her mouth betrayed just a hint of a grin as her lips pulled back, showing just a hint of straight, white teeth. I shuddered slightly - this was going a bit too far.
"Noommph, this ismmph okmmph!"
I tried to protest as Alexis came over and started to undo the knot holding the gag on my head. Adam had disappeared behind me into the kitchen.
"Look Matt," she said, a bit condescendingly as she leaned in a little too close to my face for my comfort. "If you don't want the police to see right through this, we have to be thorough, right?"
I heard Adam come up behind me as the knot pulled from my mouth with a quiet "pop." A little bit of slobber followed.
"Guys, listen, maybe this is too much wmmmph!"
With my mouth open to try and explain, Adam had leaned over and shoved a large blue sponge in my mouth! I protested as he used his fingers to force it in further, making my cheeks bulge.
"Hnnngh mmmph! Mmmph!"
"Matt, Matt Matt," Alexis chided. "I've been playing tie-up games since I was little - I know what it takes to gag someone well, and if you want this to be believable, then you've gotta accept that it'll be uncomfortable for a while."
I hung my head a little sadly - she was right. This was going to be unpleasant, but according to my watch I'd have the police at my door in about half an hour, so I could handle it.
"Alright Adam, let's finish up," Alexis said a bit too cheerily, clapping her brother on the back. "Make sure that sponge is in his mouth first though!"
I watched her walk away as Adam prodded at the sponge in my mouth, which had indeed started to come out. The knot in the dish cloth between my lips kept me from spitting it out, but bits of blue sponge spilled out of the sides of my cheeks regardless.
"Sorry about this," he said, a bit apologetically, while he made sure my gag was tight. "Alexis always got a bit...into these games."
My eyes widened - this was starting to get just a little concerning, but I was in too deep, to say the least.
"Tmmmph hmmmph?"
"Yeah, she's got a bit of a wild side to her and I think she gets some satisfaction out of it, especially seeing men like this. Oh well, it'll be over soon, right?"
"Hmmmmphh..." I grumbled into the gag as my two friends finished ransacking my apartment. For good measure, they threw a few things around - the coasters on the coffee table, an old football trophy of mine, that sort of thing.
"Well," Alexis said, after they had finished loading two duffel bags. "I guess we're off, after one more thing."
She leaned in and looked me in the eyes and said, a little quietly, "try to call for help."
"Hmmmph! HMMMPH!"
"That's a bit too much noise for me. Adam, grab the duct tape."
"Nmmmph!"
"Shhh," she chided as she ripped three large strips of duct tape off the roll and plastered them over my mouth. "This will do the trick. We want the cops to believe us!" The duct tape ensured the sponge stayed firmly lodged in my mouth and made it much harder to move my lips.
At this point, I was definitely convinced that it was believable, and that was before Adam hoisted me up with a grunt and carried me to my bedroom. I protested into my gag but it was hardly audible, much less intelligible, as he deposited me on the floor of my room - at least he was gentle this time.
As they turned to go, Adam did a sort of shrugging motion and left my bedroom. Alexis checked her watch and winked at me.
"20 minutes or so, big guy. Nothing too serious."
I grunted into the gag and flexed my shoulders against the rope, feeling absolutely no give. She was right - 20 minutes was a pretty small price to pay for all this trouble going away.
I heard Adam get to the front door and put on his shoes again and noticed the soft footfalls of Alexis following him, but heard her footsteps double back, a little excitedly. She leaned her head in my room again and I suddenly got a very bad feeling about what was going to happen next, though at this point I had zero control over it.
"I almost forgot," she said quietly with a distinct grin on her face as she closed the door to my bedroom.
"Nmmmph!" I tried to protest into my gag but to very little avail. Right as the door closed, I heard her murmur:
"After all, we want this to be realistic."
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To be continued! Just a short two-shot to break up the writer's block.