Achaean Odyssey (M/M M/F MM/F F/MM)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 6:50 pm
In the year 146 BC the Roman wolf had set it fangs upon the free states of Greece. To avoid being devoured by this great beast the Greeks joined hands in a great league spanning from Crete into the sea, to Mighty Athens and beyond. This Achean League would have to defend the Greek world against the invaders.
At the holy site of Delphi the Greeks would meet the invaders in a battle to decide the fate of Greece.
The Latecomer
Are you happy now?! We're going to be an even bigger laughing stock than Ares!'' Prince Nikias of Itaca cried out. As a prince he was allowed to lead the forces of his island despite his mere 19 winters. But rather than heroically lead his men into battle he stumbled through the woods, hopelessly lost.
''Am I happy?!'' His older sister Penelope shot back ''YOU'RE the one who failed to realize the crew rowing our boats were disguised pirates! If you used that smart little head of yours our ships would't have been sunk!''
''Yes except YOU hired all those pirates! So the blame is on you!'' Nikias huffed ''Uuugh...I can't explain to the League Itaca is just sending three soldiers and one of them being a GIRL''
''Well THIS girl at least knows how to handle a spear! I recall I saved your skinny ass from the pirates'' Penelope said with a proud smirk on her face. Of the siblings she had always been the more masculine ones. Despite having reached his manhood Nikias still resembled a boy, and the long brown hairs weren't helping. The blonde Penelope on the other hand was a true Amazonian, being more muscled than her skinny brother.
''Apologies for interrupting but can you two ZIP it'' Tagging along with the sibling was their slave Dolon who's irritated expression was somewhat hidden behind his brown curly hairs ''We can come across a Roman patrol any time now, and your bickering will give us away....again''
''....If you didn't have a point we'd have spanked you for talking so rudely to your masters, Dolly'' Penelope said jokingly
''DOLLY! I'll have you know that I am a proud Spartan who's name is Do-urmmh! mmmh! mmh!''
Nikias had seen himself forced to muffle his slave ''Shhh....remember what you just said. Roman patrols....and would you look at that'' he dragged Dolon into the bushes. They indeed came across a Roman patrol
''Mmr tlmmh ym smmh'' Dolon muffled in the hand as the siblings came to sit next to him. With good fortune the patrol might pass them bye.
''Oho!...they have a prisoner'' Penelope whispered in her brother's ear. In the middle of the patrol rode a horse upon which the rider sat restrained with rope.
''Probably an important one since he can afford a horse'' Nikias whispered
''RMmf mmh mmh'' Dolon meanwhile found the gold hoplite armor a better indicator of the youth's status.
''RMMH! GRRMMMMH! MMMMMMMMMH!'' The captured Hoplite was only a little older than Nikias, a broad shouldered adonis of a youth with hairs that bothered between brown and red. Trashing and groaning the young man nearly fell from his horse several times but seemed to possess the skill to remain in his saddle.
''Wowie....he's hot'' Brother and sister alike sighed in admiration while Dolon rolled his eyes.
''Brother....how are we going to save mister Adonis over there? Will you and Dolon distract the soldiers while I get my bow?'' Penelope asked.
''Or will you rush in and beat the enemy down while I sneak to the horse and release the Adonis so he can help us out. He seems handy in a fight''
''Or!'' Dolon said after removing the princes hand ''We stay hidden in the bushes and have them pass us bye. Lets leave the stranger to his fate and focus on what's important. And that's us''
The siblings had one thing to say to that which was ''NO!'' and a particularly loud one at that.
''Who's there! Show yourself!'' The Roman Centurion shouted ''Aha! Greeks hiding in the bushes like the cowards they are! GET THEM!''
''....Why thanks Dolly, I'm sure happy we took you along'' Penelope grimaced as she took her spear ''Oh I'll show YOU who's the coward!'' With a fierce warcry Penelope dove in and already send the first unfortunate soul to the underworld.
''....If we go to Hades because of this I'm going to kill you two'' Dolon took his twin blades and cautiously approached the enemy, leaving Nikias to stay in the back with his bow.
Penelope descended on the Romans like a true Achilles but the boys fared worse. Dolon's tiny blades failed to get past the shield of a roman soldier, allowing the soldier to shieldbash the boy in a daze and disarm him ''urg My lord! arrows! At his neck! NOW PLEASE!'' Dolon shouted as the soldier wrestled his arms behind his back
''I'm!...trying!'' Nikias shouted, firing arrow after arrow but the Roman in front of him blocked each with his shield, including those he fired at Dolan's captor
''Try! Harder!'' Dolon shouted ''Urmm! mmmh! mmmh!'' A cloth was pulled between the lad's teeth, rendering him unable to do anything but watch the soldiers descend on his prince.
''Nhh!...I won't....be defeated here!'' Nikias peeped. The soldiers were coming dangerously close and eventually they seized his bow, yanking it from his hand and holding the prince at sword point.
''Its...its on you now sister! Um...save us!'' Nikias cried out. Like with Dolon his hands were bound and a cloth was used to gag him ''Mmmh! mmh! mmmmh!'' the young prince shouted in panic. His sister was handling herself so well, but a hammer wielding soldier snuck up behind her, took aim with his hammer and....
''MMMMMMH!'' Then the captured hoplite came to the rescue, having gotten off his horse in the confusion. The captive tackled the hammer wielding Roman so hard he got knocked out.
''Thanks handsome! Now lets DO this!'' Penelope grinned widely. With her speer and the stranger throwing his strong body at the occasional problem they brought low the Romans, sending them all in a deep sleep through hefty concessions. The Skirmish was a victory for the Greeks!
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''Say iiiiiiit!'' Penelope removed her brothers gag but she didn't make a move to free him as she had done with Dolon and the stranger.
''.....You're Perseus....and I'm Andromada'' A big blush started to form on Nikias cheeks. He hated being the damsel only a little less than he hated his sister rubbing it in.
''Wait you're lovers!'' The stranger asked which caught Dolon in a fit of hysteric laughter ''Oh! Haha! What a cute couple!''
''N-no! Noooo! no! We're siblings!'' Nikias got even redder ''Um...um what we MEAN is that she's the hero and that I am....not. I'm the...the captured princess''
''Well I'm not one to judge...really. I mean dating your sister is weird but Zeus does it and...
''We're NOT a couple!'' Nikias shouted ''Um...may I know your name good sir?''
''Me! Oh! I'm Etesias! Captain from Megalopolis! My father represents the League as a Strategos, and we led our troops in the big battle of Delpi!'' The young man introduced himself
''Oh! You're from....you fought in....so who won!?'' Nikias jumped up in excitement. Could this dashing stranger have cut his way through the Roman legion to get reinforcement, or have made a charge to win the battle outright
Etesias grinned proudly and responded with ''I have no idea!''
''So you weren't at the battle?'' Dolon asked ''Makes sense since you're pretty far from Delphi''
''Oh no! I was there! I just uh...I wasn't THERE!'' Etesias clarified ''See! My squad send the romans packing! And so I gave chase! And chase! And chase and then suddenly I was far from the battlefield....aaand from my friends.....and standing in front of a Roman Cohort''
''....We may be facing an idiot'' Dolon smirked
''....A big idiot. A big handsome idiot'' Penelope agreed
''But!....But I still have news! We League has a lot of spies! We just need to find my little buddy! He's one of those spies and can no doubt tell us the affairs of the League!''
''It would be best to get some information before WE wander in a Roman cohort too'' Nikias smiled ''Okay....Etesias, welcome to the forces of Itaca. We'll accompany you from here on out. Lets find your spy''
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''Oh you're gonna love Pellenos! He's such a good boy!'' Etesias happily told the group during the march ''He's trustworthy! He's smart! he's like Odysseus without a beard!''
''W-we're like Odysseus in the sense we descend from him!'' Nikias quickly said. Hopefully that would impress the dashing Hoplite
''Woooow...not just my heroes but related to THE hero!'' To Nikias great cheer it did ''You're full of surprises kiddo! Hahaha c'mere!'' the lout grabbed Nikias and took him in an affectionate headlock.
''One! I'm an...owow adult and two! I can't....b-breath! You're closing up my throat! Arggggh!'' Nikias cried out, wriggling his head around to escape the overly enthusiastic hug of his new friend.
''Pellonos says the same a lot too. Really, I think you boys just need to buff up a bit more!''
''I think so too! My brother is so tardy when it comes to his training'' Penelope giggled ''Maybe its because I keep trashing him in all affairs! Be it running or fighting!''
''I...I win sometimes too!'' Nikias started blushing again ''I mean...I do right Dolon?''
''You know who's not winning....that Pellenos boy. They got your spy'' Dolon just stated.
Before them Roman soldiers were dragging a boy out of a farmhouse. The Spy Pellenos by the looks of it. A black haired boy dressed in a simple sheep herders tunic and wearing a Petasos, the typical headgear for Greek farmers
''Let me go! Let me gooo! I'm not the one you want!'' Pellenos screamed like a little girl as the soldiers dragged him outside ''I'm just a boy! I'm just a boy!''
''Save it brat! Your comrades sold your identity already. We know you're the spy!''
''Oh...well that's rude of them'' Upon hearing this the boy's voice deepened instantly. Pellenos adjusted his pose somewhat to show he wasn't quite as small as appeared at first glance too ''Pff....you'd think they would send better people if they knew who I was''
''Now.....'' The Roman held a sword at Pellenos' neck ''Start talking! Reveal all you know!''
''Oh very well...'' Pellenos answered with a sigh ''You know how every boy daydreams about secretly being the child of Zeus? Well in your case I can illuminate such speculation. See when you were being conceived your mother was too busy to lay with Zeus. She was too busy being fucked by me''
''...torture?'' The Roman soldier asked his friend.
''....Definitely torture'' The other roman answered.
''NOT ON MY WATCH!'' With a mighty roar Etesias stormed on the scene ''Let me comrade go right now! Unless you want to face the end of my spear!''
''Oh for the love of.....If we go to Hades because of this I'll kill that fool' With a resigned sigh Dolon grabbed his swords to enter combat once more.
''We got this...'' Nikias took hold of his bow ''We got my sister, we got sir Etesias and we got my bow! We'll win this and.....ah!''
Moments after entering combat a Roman smashed a piece of pottery on Nikias head after which all went black.....
At the holy site of Delphi the Greeks would meet the invaders in a battle to decide the fate of Greece.
The Latecomer
Are you happy now?! We're going to be an even bigger laughing stock than Ares!'' Prince Nikias of Itaca cried out. As a prince he was allowed to lead the forces of his island despite his mere 19 winters. But rather than heroically lead his men into battle he stumbled through the woods, hopelessly lost.
''Am I happy?!'' His older sister Penelope shot back ''YOU'RE the one who failed to realize the crew rowing our boats were disguised pirates! If you used that smart little head of yours our ships would't have been sunk!''
''Yes except YOU hired all those pirates! So the blame is on you!'' Nikias huffed ''Uuugh...I can't explain to the League Itaca is just sending three soldiers and one of them being a GIRL''
''Well THIS girl at least knows how to handle a spear! I recall I saved your skinny ass from the pirates'' Penelope said with a proud smirk on her face. Of the siblings she had always been the more masculine ones. Despite having reached his manhood Nikias still resembled a boy, and the long brown hairs weren't helping. The blonde Penelope on the other hand was a true Amazonian, being more muscled than her skinny brother.
''Apologies for interrupting but can you two ZIP it'' Tagging along with the sibling was their slave Dolon who's irritated expression was somewhat hidden behind his brown curly hairs ''We can come across a Roman patrol any time now, and your bickering will give us away....again''
''....If you didn't have a point we'd have spanked you for talking so rudely to your masters, Dolly'' Penelope said jokingly
''DOLLY! I'll have you know that I am a proud Spartan who's name is Do-urmmh! mmmh! mmh!''
Nikias had seen himself forced to muffle his slave ''Shhh....remember what you just said. Roman patrols....and would you look at that'' he dragged Dolon into the bushes. They indeed came across a Roman patrol
''Mmr tlmmh ym smmh'' Dolon muffled in the hand as the siblings came to sit next to him. With good fortune the patrol might pass them bye.
''Oho!...they have a prisoner'' Penelope whispered in her brother's ear. In the middle of the patrol rode a horse upon which the rider sat restrained with rope.
''Probably an important one since he can afford a horse'' Nikias whispered
''RMmf mmh mmh'' Dolon meanwhile found the gold hoplite armor a better indicator of the youth's status.
''RMMH! GRRMMMMH! MMMMMMMMMH!'' The captured Hoplite was only a little older than Nikias, a broad shouldered adonis of a youth with hairs that bothered between brown and red. Trashing and groaning the young man nearly fell from his horse several times but seemed to possess the skill to remain in his saddle.
''Wowie....he's hot'' Brother and sister alike sighed in admiration while Dolon rolled his eyes.
''Brother....how are we going to save mister Adonis over there? Will you and Dolon distract the soldiers while I get my bow?'' Penelope asked.
''Or will you rush in and beat the enemy down while I sneak to the horse and release the Adonis so he can help us out. He seems handy in a fight''
''Or!'' Dolon said after removing the princes hand ''We stay hidden in the bushes and have them pass us bye. Lets leave the stranger to his fate and focus on what's important. And that's us''
The siblings had one thing to say to that which was ''NO!'' and a particularly loud one at that.
''Who's there! Show yourself!'' The Roman Centurion shouted ''Aha! Greeks hiding in the bushes like the cowards they are! GET THEM!''
''....Why thanks Dolly, I'm sure happy we took you along'' Penelope grimaced as she took her spear ''Oh I'll show YOU who's the coward!'' With a fierce warcry Penelope dove in and already send the first unfortunate soul to the underworld.
''....If we go to Hades because of this I'm going to kill you two'' Dolon took his twin blades and cautiously approached the enemy, leaving Nikias to stay in the back with his bow.
Penelope descended on the Romans like a true Achilles but the boys fared worse. Dolon's tiny blades failed to get past the shield of a roman soldier, allowing the soldier to shieldbash the boy in a daze and disarm him ''urg My lord! arrows! At his neck! NOW PLEASE!'' Dolon shouted as the soldier wrestled his arms behind his back
''I'm!...trying!'' Nikias shouted, firing arrow after arrow but the Roman in front of him blocked each with his shield, including those he fired at Dolan's captor
''Try! Harder!'' Dolon shouted ''Urmm! mmmh! mmmh!'' A cloth was pulled between the lad's teeth, rendering him unable to do anything but watch the soldiers descend on his prince.
''Nhh!...I won't....be defeated here!'' Nikias peeped. The soldiers were coming dangerously close and eventually they seized his bow, yanking it from his hand and holding the prince at sword point.
''Its...its on you now sister! Um...save us!'' Nikias cried out. Like with Dolon his hands were bound and a cloth was used to gag him ''Mmmh! mmh! mmmmh!'' the young prince shouted in panic. His sister was handling herself so well, but a hammer wielding soldier snuck up behind her, took aim with his hammer and....
''MMMMMMH!'' Then the captured hoplite came to the rescue, having gotten off his horse in the confusion. The captive tackled the hammer wielding Roman so hard he got knocked out.
''Thanks handsome! Now lets DO this!'' Penelope grinned widely. With her speer and the stranger throwing his strong body at the occasional problem they brought low the Romans, sending them all in a deep sleep through hefty concessions. The Skirmish was a victory for the Greeks!
-------
''Say iiiiiiit!'' Penelope removed her brothers gag but she didn't make a move to free him as she had done with Dolon and the stranger.
''.....You're Perseus....and I'm Andromada'' A big blush started to form on Nikias cheeks. He hated being the damsel only a little less than he hated his sister rubbing it in.
''Wait you're lovers!'' The stranger asked which caught Dolon in a fit of hysteric laughter ''Oh! Haha! What a cute couple!''
''N-no! Noooo! no! We're siblings!'' Nikias got even redder ''Um...um what we MEAN is that she's the hero and that I am....not. I'm the...the captured princess''
''Well I'm not one to judge...really. I mean dating your sister is weird but Zeus does it and...
''We're NOT a couple!'' Nikias shouted ''Um...may I know your name good sir?''
''Me! Oh! I'm Etesias! Captain from Megalopolis! My father represents the League as a Strategos, and we led our troops in the big battle of Delpi!'' The young man introduced himself
''Oh! You're from....you fought in....so who won!?'' Nikias jumped up in excitement. Could this dashing stranger have cut his way through the Roman legion to get reinforcement, or have made a charge to win the battle outright
Etesias grinned proudly and responded with ''I have no idea!''
''So you weren't at the battle?'' Dolon asked ''Makes sense since you're pretty far from Delphi''
''Oh no! I was there! I just uh...I wasn't THERE!'' Etesias clarified ''See! My squad send the romans packing! And so I gave chase! And chase! And chase and then suddenly I was far from the battlefield....aaand from my friends.....and standing in front of a Roman Cohort''
''....We may be facing an idiot'' Dolon smirked
''....A big idiot. A big handsome idiot'' Penelope agreed
''But!....But I still have news! We League has a lot of spies! We just need to find my little buddy! He's one of those spies and can no doubt tell us the affairs of the League!''
''It would be best to get some information before WE wander in a Roman cohort too'' Nikias smiled ''Okay....Etesias, welcome to the forces of Itaca. We'll accompany you from here on out. Lets find your spy''
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''Oh you're gonna love Pellenos! He's such a good boy!'' Etesias happily told the group during the march ''He's trustworthy! He's smart! he's like Odysseus without a beard!''
''W-we're like Odysseus in the sense we descend from him!'' Nikias quickly said. Hopefully that would impress the dashing Hoplite
''Woooow...not just my heroes but related to THE hero!'' To Nikias great cheer it did ''You're full of surprises kiddo! Hahaha c'mere!'' the lout grabbed Nikias and took him in an affectionate headlock.
''One! I'm an...owow adult and two! I can't....b-breath! You're closing up my throat! Arggggh!'' Nikias cried out, wriggling his head around to escape the overly enthusiastic hug of his new friend.
''Pellonos says the same a lot too. Really, I think you boys just need to buff up a bit more!''
''I think so too! My brother is so tardy when it comes to his training'' Penelope giggled ''Maybe its because I keep trashing him in all affairs! Be it running or fighting!''
''I...I win sometimes too!'' Nikias started blushing again ''I mean...I do right Dolon?''
''You know who's not winning....that Pellenos boy. They got your spy'' Dolon just stated.
Before them Roman soldiers were dragging a boy out of a farmhouse. The Spy Pellenos by the looks of it. A black haired boy dressed in a simple sheep herders tunic and wearing a Petasos, the typical headgear for Greek farmers
''Let me go! Let me gooo! I'm not the one you want!'' Pellenos screamed like a little girl as the soldiers dragged him outside ''I'm just a boy! I'm just a boy!''
''Save it brat! Your comrades sold your identity already. We know you're the spy!''
''Oh...well that's rude of them'' Upon hearing this the boy's voice deepened instantly. Pellenos adjusted his pose somewhat to show he wasn't quite as small as appeared at first glance too ''Pff....you'd think they would send better people if they knew who I was''
''Now.....'' The Roman held a sword at Pellenos' neck ''Start talking! Reveal all you know!''
''Oh very well...'' Pellenos answered with a sigh ''You know how every boy daydreams about secretly being the child of Zeus? Well in your case I can illuminate such speculation. See when you were being conceived your mother was too busy to lay with Zeus. She was too busy being fucked by me''
''...torture?'' The Roman soldier asked his friend.
''....Definitely torture'' The other roman answered.
''NOT ON MY WATCH!'' With a mighty roar Etesias stormed on the scene ''Let me comrade go right now! Unless you want to face the end of my spear!''
''Oh for the love of.....If we go to Hades because of this I'll kill that fool' With a resigned sigh Dolon grabbed his swords to enter combat once more.
''We got this...'' Nikias took hold of his bow ''We got my sister, we got sir Etesias and we got my bow! We'll win this and.....ah!''
Moments after entering combat a Roman smashed a piece of pottery on Nikias head after which all went black.....