Men at Work (M+/M+) [conclusion added 9/15/21]
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 4:18 pm
I haven't been around much recently due to some personal stuff, but in that time I've been working on a few new ongoing stories. So here is the first installment of the one that I've made the most progress on.
PART 1: The Night Shift Sucks
Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.
All things considered, I didn’t have the worst job in the world, but I could have done better. A lot better. I should have gone to college like Mom and Dad wanted, but I was young and in love. I was absolutely sure she was the one and dropped everything after high school to move across the country with her. In a turn of events that should shock no one, the relationship fizzled six months later and I found myself 3,000 miles from home with a distinct lack of options. Sure, I could have gone back. But hearing “I told you so†from Dad was definitely NOT something I wanted to experience. So when the warehouse posted a “help wanted†ad for night workers, I took it. I told myself I would only work here for a year at most, until something better came along, but five years later… here I still am. Name's Mike, by the way.
At the current moment, I had plenty of time to sit and ponder my life choices. In fact, sitting was all I could really do. The chair I was seated in was uncomfortable as hell, and I wanted nothing more than to get up, but unfortunately the ropes prevented that from happening. A thick band of white nylon clothesline was stretched painfully tightly across my chest. It went around seven times. I counted. Not much else to do. It pressed my arms to my sides, making me unable to move them even a hair. Breathing wasn’t difficult, but the tightness did hurt for a while. As an added bonus, it kept me helplessly fastened to the high-backed breakroom chair. And this thing came off the assembly line in the 70s. Nothing sort of a chainsaw was going to break it.
I mention this because, in movies and such, the captured hero will often break the chair he’s tied to, giving him the slack (or sharp objects) he needs to escape. But that wasn’t going to happen here. Not a chance. My wrists were held behind the back of the chair by more of the nylon rope. I couldn’t crane my neck back far enough to see, but the guy who tied me was back there for a while, so I assume it was as thorough as my chest bindings. It certainly felt it. Tight enough to completely prevent me from slipping my wrists out, but not tight enough to stop circulation. It felt like it went around my crossed wrists in both crossways directions and even wound through itself several times. I had tried feeling around with my fingers for the knots at first, but no matter how much I searched I just couldn’t reach them. So I gave up on that.
My ankles had been tied together with more clothesline and then pulled back under the chair. They were tied to the crossbar underneath and suspended off the floor. So I couldn’t even get any leverage to stand up and move. I did hop around a bit at first, and even managed to travel a foot or two, but the steel feet of the chair made so much noise scraping across the concrete floor that it alerted my captors and one of them came in and delivered a quick jab to my jaw that smacked away any further ideas of continuing that particular maneuver. Besides, I almost tipped over attempting it and I had no desire to break my arms. The feet were actually the worst part. The steel-toed work boots we have to wear at the warehouse are heavy and my calf muscles were cramping from the strain of supporting them. I’d probably have a nasty Charley Horse tomorrow.
I could have called for help, but in the middle of an industrial park at 2 in the morning, who was going to hear? We all knew it, but that didn’t stop my captors from gagging my mouth, too. Right now my cheeks were bulging out from the sweaty red bandana that was stuffed inside. I had been wearing it on my head to keep my hardhat from chafing my forehead, but as soon as I was trussed it was snatched off me, balled up, and jammed in my mouth. It had absorbed all the moisture in there, leaving me with a killer case of cottonmouth, but I couldn’t spit it out. As soon as it was in, another bandana was tied super tight across my mouth and secured behind my head. They tied a big knot in the middle that helped keep the stuffing ball in place. Then a third one was folded into a wide band and tied over the second. The whole lower half of my face was covered, from nose to chin. The only sound that came out of me was muffled grunts.
That’s when they left me. On the good side, they left the TV in the break room on so I had something to watch while I sat here tied up like an idiot. On the bad side it was nothing but a marathon of Andy Griffith reruns. Maybe they should have just shot me?
The night up until an hour ago had been pretty normal. Jimmy and I had worked a couple of hours stacking the new electronics and had pretty much finished the day’s work three hours into the shift. We had a couple of beers in the break room and then he decided to bail for the night. We usually did that. If all the work was done, we’d take turns skipping out early. No one checked the cameras if everything was done by the time the morning shift came, so it was a pretty sweet deal. Although in situations like this, I can understand why we were always supposed to work in pairs. But what can ya do? After I ate lunch I had a smoke and stopped by the bathroom. But as soon as I came out, I knew something was up.
Everything just kinda felt… wrong. You know that weird feeling you get when something bad is about to happen? Yeah, I got it. So I decided to take a look around, just to settle my mind. I put on my hardhat and went into the warehouse. The motion-sensing overhead lights were already on. They should have turned off 10 minutes after Jimmy left, which was a half an hour ago. But they were on. Then I heard voices.
I slowly crept down the aisle towards the voices, always keeping stacks or shelves between us. Moving silently in work boots isn’t easy, but I thought I was doing an OK job of it. Eventually I got to where the sound was coming from. I ducked down and hid, peering through the slats of the pallets forming the rack wall. I could see a truck with the back gate open and a ramp lowered. Several boxes were already inside and I could tell from the empty spaces in the stacks that Jimmy and I made earlier that this wasn’t a delivery. I could see two ski-masked men dressed all in black carrying a big box up the ramp.
Holy shit! We were being robbed! I know we had to watch the training video about this when we got hired, but never in a million years did I think it would really happen! I saw that the men had guns stuffed in their waistbands, so I made the tactical decision to get the hell out of there. No way I’m getting shot over someone else’s stuff. It’s all insured, anyway. I knew there was a maintenance exit near the break room, so I decided to sneak away over there and vamoose. I turned and carefully started walking back the way I came. I turned around every so often to make sure the two robbers hadn’t noticed me. But I probably shouldn’t have done that so often. When I was about ¾ of the way there I turned my head to look back and walked straight into something.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion as the box tipped off the top shelf and came crashing down to the warehouse floor. Whatever was inside smashed, making a loud noise.
“What the fuck was that?†I head from the loading dock.
That’s it, no time for subtlety anymore. I started booking towards the door. Right as I made it to the break room an arm shot out from the doorway and grabbed me. I let out a cry of surprise and my hardhat slipped off and fell to the concrete floor, making a loud plastic rattle. The grip on my arm was ridiculously strong, even with my adrenaline rush. As I struggled, my unseen attacker’s other hand grabbed me as well and caught me in a bearhug. Another ski-masked dude came out of the break room with a gun pointed straight at me. I stopped squirming real quick after that.
“We found him!†the man bellowed.
“Good!†came the response from the far side of the warehouse. “Hold him, I’ll be right there.â€
My heart was beating out of my chest and I could only stare at the barrel of the gun. Ohcrapohcrapohcrap!
Within seconds a third masked man came around the corner, also with his gun drawn. He walked right up to me. “OK, buddy. Here’s how it’s gonna go. You’re just a working stiff and we don’t want to hurt you. We’re just gonna help ourselves to the merchandise and be on our way. It’s not yours, so no skin off your teeth, right?â€
Feeling a little better, I weakly nodded. Both guns were still out so I didn’t think talking would be wise.
“Smart man,†he said. “Now we can’t have you roaming around while we work, so the boys are gonna take you back into the break room and tie you up for a while. Nothing personal. You’ll just be a little uncomfortable for a few hours. After we’re long gone the morning crew will find you and let you loose. Hell, you might even get a few days off to deal with the ‘emotional stress.’ Doesn’t that sound good?â€
I relaxed a little and feebly nodded. The man gave me a few light taps on the cheek with his leather-gloved hand. “I knew you’d see it our way,†he said, and turned to his partners. “You two do him up and then come meet us to help load. He’s the only one here.â€
After that, he stowed his gun and walked back to the loading area. The unseen man holding me dragged me into the breakroom and the other one followed behind. He grabbed the nearest chair, dragging it a short distance away from the table. On the table was a black military-style duffel bag. It looks like they came straight here looking for me, but I wasn’t around. Must have been when I was in the bathroom, I guess. I felt the grip holding me loosen and then release me. The other man pointed at the chair and said “over here, pal.â€
I carefully moved over to the chair, looking straight ahead with my hands slightly raised. Before I sat down, I felt the contents of my pockets being removed and tossed on the table. When that was done, I slowly sat down. The thug stowed his gun and started rifling through the duffel bag. He took out several lengths of clothesline and tossed a few to his partner, who I could now see since he had been behind me before. Saying the man was massive was an understatement. He was easily 6’3†and over 200 pounds. I guess he was the intimidation guy. Must have been employee of the month in that regard.
I braced myself for the ropes, but I wasn’t prepared for how thorough they were going to be. I figured it would just be a cursory binding that I could wriggle out of and bolt when no one was looking but these guys were clearly professionals. They worked fast and without a sound. Based on how tight and secure the ropes being wrapped around me were, I could tell that they planned on being here for a while and needed to make absolutely sure I wasn’t going anywhere until they were done. As the ropes tightened, I grunted a few times, but they didn’t pay it any mind.
When they were done securing me to the chair, they stepped back and admired their handiwork. I squirmed a little, testing the ropes, but it was no use. No slack. No give. No chance. I was stuck, and good. They gave me a quick once-over to make sure everything was snug, and then the smaller guy said, “Looks good. He ain’t goin’ nowhere. Now, there’s just one more thing.â€
I wondered what he meant for a second, but then I felt him snatch the do-rag from my head and ball it up. “Open up!†he said, holding it in front of my face. I didn’t want that thing in my mouth, no way! I had been wearing it every shift for a week and it was filthy with sweat and dirt.
“Come on, man,†I said. “No need for that. I’m not gonna yell. There’s no one around to hear anyway.â€
“Tough shit,†was the response. “This is part of the deal. Now open up or my partner will force you. Do you want your jaw broken? Because that’s what will happen if he gets involved.â€
Faced with that choice, I had no other option but to open wide. The sweaty rag was shoved in my mouth and I felt leather-gloved fingers forcing every bit of it inside. I choked a little, but managed to keep my cool. Then the other two bandanas were applied and I was completely and totally gagged. They spun the chair to face the TV in the corner and walked out of the room.
So that’s how I ended up like this. Tied to a chair in the break room and gagged. Watching the citizens of Mayberry get into wacky situations. Other than my failed hopping experiment, none of my captors came back into the room. I guess they felt I was tied well enough that they didn’t need to check on me. So I resigned myself to a long night of discomfort, very glad I had gone to the bathroom before all this. There were still four hours of my shift left until the morning crew came in. I wondered what they’d say when they found me. Probably laugh and take pictures. Hell, that’s what I would do. If only I could change the channel…
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A single police car rounded the corner of the industrial park and came to a stop some distance away from the warehouse. The lone occupant turned off the lights and let his eyes adjust to the low light. “No one at the precinct believed me when I said that shady people had been seen casing that warehouse,†rookie officer Alejandro Gonzalez thought. “Well wait ‘till they see me make the biggest bust this town has ever seen! Goodbye night shift!â€
The officer checked his taser battery and made sure he had enough flashbangs and stepped out of the car. After one last inspection of his duty belt gear, he grabbed his service pistol and quietly crept through the darkness towards the warehouse.
Coming Soon: Part Two – Hey, I Know You!
PART 1: The Night Shift Sucks
Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.
All things considered, I didn’t have the worst job in the world, but I could have done better. A lot better. I should have gone to college like Mom and Dad wanted, but I was young and in love. I was absolutely sure she was the one and dropped everything after high school to move across the country with her. In a turn of events that should shock no one, the relationship fizzled six months later and I found myself 3,000 miles from home with a distinct lack of options. Sure, I could have gone back. But hearing “I told you so†from Dad was definitely NOT something I wanted to experience. So when the warehouse posted a “help wanted†ad for night workers, I took it. I told myself I would only work here for a year at most, until something better came along, but five years later… here I still am. Name's Mike, by the way.
At the current moment, I had plenty of time to sit and ponder my life choices. In fact, sitting was all I could really do. The chair I was seated in was uncomfortable as hell, and I wanted nothing more than to get up, but unfortunately the ropes prevented that from happening. A thick band of white nylon clothesline was stretched painfully tightly across my chest. It went around seven times. I counted. Not much else to do. It pressed my arms to my sides, making me unable to move them even a hair. Breathing wasn’t difficult, but the tightness did hurt for a while. As an added bonus, it kept me helplessly fastened to the high-backed breakroom chair. And this thing came off the assembly line in the 70s. Nothing sort of a chainsaw was going to break it.
I mention this because, in movies and such, the captured hero will often break the chair he’s tied to, giving him the slack (or sharp objects) he needs to escape. But that wasn’t going to happen here. Not a chance. My wrists were held behind the back of the chair by more of the nylon rope. I couldn’t crane my neck back far enough to see, but the guy who tied me was back there for a while, so I assume it was as thorough as my chest bindings. It certainly felt it. Tight enough to completely prevent me from slipping my wrists out, but not tight enough to stop circulation. It felt like it went around my crossed wrists in both crossways directions and even wound through itself several times. I had tried feeling around with my fingers for the knots at first, but no matter how much I searched I just couldn’t reach them. So I gave up on that.
My ankles had been tied together with more clothesline and then pulled back under the chair. They were tied to the crossbar underneath and suspended off the floor. So I couldn’t even get any leverage to stand up and move. I did hop around a bit at first, and even managed to travel a foot or two, but the steel feet of the chair made so much noise scraping across the concrete floor that it alerted my captors and one of them came in and delivered a quick jab to my jaw that smacked away any further ideas of continuing that particular maneuver. Besides, I almost tipped over attempting it and I had no desire to break my arms. The feet were actually the worst part. The steel-toed work boots we have to wear at the warehouse are heavy and my calf muscles were cramping from the strain of supporting them. I’d probably have a nasty Charley Horse tomorrow.
I could have called for help, but in the middle of an industrial park at 2 in the morning, who was going to hear? We all knew it, but that didn’t stop my captors from gagging my mouth, too. Right now my cheeks were bulging out from the sweaty red bandana that was stuffed inside. I had been wearing it on my head to keep my hardhat from chafing my forehead, but as soon as I was trussed it was snatched off me, balled up, and jammed in my mouth. It had absorbed all the moisture in there, leaving me with a killer case of cottonmouth, but I couldn’t spit it out. As soon as it was in, another bandana was tied super tight across my mouth and secured behind my head. They tied a big knot in the middle that helped keep the stuffing ball in place. Then a third one was folded into a wide band and tied over the second. The whole lower half of my face was covered, from nose to chin. The only sound that came out of me was muffled grunts.
That’s when they left me. On the good side, they left the TV in the break room on so I had something to watch while I sat here tied up like an idiot. On the bad side it was nothing but a marathon of Andy Griffith reruns. Maybe they should have just shot me?
The night up until an hour ago had been pretty normal. Jimmy and I had worked a couple of hours stacking the new electronics and had pretty much finished the day’s work three hours into the shift. We had a couple of beers in the break room and then he decided to bail for the night. We usually did that. If all the work was done, we’d take turns skipping out early. No one checked the cameras if everything was done by the time the morning shift came, so it was a pretty sweet deal. Although in situations like this, I can understand why we were always supposed to work in pairs. But what can ya do? After I ate lunch I had a smoke and stopped by the bathroom. But as soon as I came out, I knew something was up.
Everything just kinda felt… wrong. You know that weird feeling you get when something bad is about to happen? Yeah, I got it. So I decided to take a look around, just to settle my mind. I put on my hardhat and went into the warehouse. The motion-sensing overhead lights were already on. They should have turned off 10 minutes after Jimmy left, which was a half an hour ago. But they were on. Then I heard voices.
I slowly crept down the aisle towards the voices, always keeping stacks or shelves between us. Moving silently in work boots isn’t easy, but I thought I was doing an OK job of it. Eventually I got to where the sound was coming from. I ducked down and hid, peering through the slats of the pallets forming the rack wall. I could see a truck with the back gate open and a ramp lowered. Several boxes were already inside and I could tell from the empty spaces in the stacks that Jimmy and I made earlier that this wasn’t a delivery. I could see two ski-masked men dressed all in black carrying a big box up the ramp.
Holy shit! We were being robbed! I know we had to watch the training video about this when we got hired, but never in a million years did I think it would really happen! I saw that the men had guns stuffed in their waistbands, so I made the tactical decision to get the hell out of there. No way I’m getting shot over someone else’s stuff. It’s all insured, anyway. I knew there was a maintenance exit near the break room, so I decided to sneak away over there and vamoose. I turned and carefully started walking back the way I came. I turned around every so often to make sure the two robbers hadn’t noticed me. But I probably shouldn’t have done that so often. When I was about ¾ of the way there I turned my head to look back and walked straight into something.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion as the box tipped off the top shelf and came crashing down to the warehouse floor. Whatever was inside smashed, making a loud noise.
“What the fuck was that?†I head from the loading dock.
That’s it, no time for subtlety anymore. I started booking towards the door. Right as I made it to the break room an arm shot out from the doorway and grabbed me. I let out a cry of surprise and my hardhat slipped off and fell to the concrete floor, making a loud plastic rattle. The grip on my arm was ridiculously strong, even with my adrenaline rush. As I struggled, my unseen attacker’s other hand grabbed me as well and caught me in a bearhug. Another ski-masked dude came out of the break room with a gun pointed straight at me. I stopped squirming real quick after that.
“We found him!†the man bellowed.
“Good!†came the response from the far side of the warehouse. “Hold him, I’ll be right there.â€
My heart was beating out of my chest and I could only stare at the barrel of the gun. Ohcrapohcrapohcrap!
Within seconds a third masked man came around the corner, also with his gun drawn. He walked right up to me. “OK, buddy. Here’s how it’s gonna go. You’re just a working stiff and we don’t want to hurt you. We’re just gonna help ourselves to the merchandise and be on our way. It’s not yours, so no skin off your teeth, right?â€
Feeling a little better, I weakly nodded. Both guns were still out so I didn’t think talking would be wise.
“Smart man,†he said. “Now we can’t have you roaming around while we work, so the boys are gonna take you back into the break room and tie you up for a while. Nothing personal. You’ll just be a little uncomfortable for a few hours. After we’re long gone the morning crew will find you and let you loose. Hell, you might even get a few days off to deal with the ‘emotional stress.’ Doesn’t that sound good?â€
I relaxed a little and feebly nodded. The man gave me a few light taps on the cheek with his leather-gloved hand. “I knew you’d see it our way,†he said, and turned to his partners. “You two do him up and then come meet us to help load. He’s the only one here.â€
After that, he stowed his gun and walked back to the loading area. The unseen man holding me dragged me into the breakroom and the other one followed behind. He grabbed the nearest chair, dragging it a short distance away from the table. On the table was a black military-style duffel bag. It looks like they came straight here looking for me, but I wasn’t around. Must have been when I was in the bathroom, I guess. I felt the grip holding me loosen and then release me. The other man pointed at the chair and said “over here, pal.â€
I carefully moved over to the chair, looking straight ahead with my hands slightly raised. Before I sat down, I felt the contents of my pockets being removed and tossed on the table. When that was done, I slowly sat down. The thug stowed his gun and started rifling through the duffel bag. He took out several lengths of clothesline and tossed a few to his partner, who I could now see since he had been behind me before. Saying the man was massive was an understatement. He was easily 6’3†and over 200 pounds. I guess he was the intimidation guy. Must have been employee of the month in that regard.
I braced myself for the ropes, but I wasn’t prepared for how thorough they were going to be. I figured it would just be a cursory binding that I could wriggle out of and bolt when no one was looking but these guys were clearly professionals. They worked fast and without a sound. Based on how tight and secure the ropes being wrapped around me were, I could tell that they planned on being here for a while and needed to make absolutely sure I wasn’t going anywhere until they were done. As the ropes tightened, I grunted a few times, but they didn’t pay it any mind.
When they were done securing me to the chair, they stepped back and admired their handiwork. I squirmed a little, testing the ropes, but it was no use. No slack. No give. No chance. I was stuck, and good. They gave me a quick once-over to make sure everything was snug, and then the smaller guy said, “Looks good. He ain’t goin’ nowhere. Now, there’s just one more thing.â€
I wondered what he meant for a second, but then I felt him snatch the do-rag from my head and ball it up. “Open up!†he said, holding it in front of my face. I didn’t want that thing in my mouth, no way! I had been wearing it every shift for a week and it was filthy with sweat and dirt.
“Come on, man,†I said. “No need for that. I’m not gonna yell. There’s no one around to hear anyway.â€
“Tough shit,†was the response. “This is part of the deal. Now open up or my partner will force you. Do you want your jaw broken? Because that’s what will happen if he gets involved.â€
Faced with that choice, I had no other option but to open wide. The sweaty rag was shoved in my mouth and I felt leather-gloved fingers forcing every bit of it inside. I choked a little, but managed to keep my cool. Then the other two bandanas were applied and I was completely and totally gagged. They spun the chair to face the TV in the corner and walked out of the room.
So that’s how I ended up like this. Tied to a chair in the break room and gagged. Watching the citizens of Mayberry get into wacky situations. Other than my failed hopping experiment, none of my captors came back into the room. I guess they felt I was tied well enough that they didn’t need to check on me. So I resigned myself to a long night of discomfort, very glad I had gone to the bathroom before all this. There were still four hours of my shift left until the morning crew came in. I wondered what they’d say when they found me. Probably laugh and take pictures. Hell, that’s what I would do. If only I could change the channel…
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A single police car rounded the corner of the industrial park and came to a stop some distance away from the warehouse. The lone occupant turned off the lights and let his eyes adjust to the low light. “No one at the precinct believed me when I said that shady people had been seen casing that warehouse,†rookie officer Alejandro Gonzalez thought. “Well wait ‘till they see me make the biggest bust this town has ever seen! Goodbye night shift!â€
The officer checked his taser battery and made sure he had enough flashbangs and stepped out of the car. After one last inspection of his duty belt gear, he grabbed his service pistol and quietly crept through the darkness towards the warehouse.
Coming Soon: Part Two – Hey, I Know You!