WALKIES – EPILOGUE 5
Entertaining Edward
“Hiiii. Sorry to keep you waiting but I’m here now. I think you know this little mushti here. Frank, say, ‘Hello’.â€
“Hi.â€
I’m not quite sure what my brother’s reply meant but I don’t think it was, “Nice to see you.â€
“Doesn’t he look comfy?â€
“Too comfy?â€
“Yeah. Let’s put that right.†You’d almost think we’d planned it before returning to the room, wouldn’t you? Frank took hold of the end of the webbing securing Ed’s right arm while I took in hand the one pulling his left arm towards the corner of the bed.
“One, two, threeee!†Alright, so I’ve written this as if only Frank and I were speaking but the interruptions didn’t really count because we couldn’t understand them in any case. Obviously we couldn’t stretch my brother to the absolute extremes but his arms were now very straight and the movement of his limbs was almost completely denied him.
“There, that’s better.â€
“Yeah, now you won’t hurt yourself by thrashing around so much.â€
We then took a few minutes (quite a few minutes) telling Ed exactly what we thought of him after which we asked him to guess whether we were going to release him after his talking to. He didn’t seem to be making too much sense so we asked him whether he could guess what we were going to do with the items that we displayed for his inspection. Frank didn’t seem to be too interested in the answer and suggested that before we started, we had better take that bag out of Hilary’s wardrobe.
I pulled it out onto the floor and opened it up. Inside there was a cellophane-wrapped package which I placed on the bedside table where Ed would be able to see it. I grinned. Frank pulled out the other item which was a large tarpaulin. I asked Frank how he knew what was in there. He gave me a certain look. We never discussed that again.
Working as a team, we forced the waterproof sheet under Ed’s body and spread it out to cover the entire bed. There were even eyelets in the corners and we used them and the discarded ropes to ensure that the protective sheet would not slip. Neither of us wanted Hilary having a word with us about any “contamination†afterwards and we had plans that would provide the potential for considerable contamination. What a good job Frank found two pairs of “Marigolds†in the kitchen.
Frank removed the sock that was making Ed look even more naked than if he had actually been so and we were fit to start. Once more, I won’t go into too many of the harrowing details but, among the things with which we anointed Ed’s helpless body were: food dye, treacle, flour, with and without its being mixed with water, (We decided to call that “hair conditionerâ€.) and jam. I opened the window in case we could encourage any late season wasps to attend. Then we turned nasty.
I found Ed’s other sock on the floor. I waved the chilli powder in front of his face and ostentatiously shook a generous quantity into the sock while Frank got the super-glue that had to be kept in the fridge. “Wouldn’t want it to come off, would we?â€
“Course not, he’d be naked then.†Ed could hardly even writhe because of the way we had tightened his bonds. “Hang on. Just remembered something.†I recovered the sleep mask and rendered a now very Smeggy Eddie unable to see. He now had to wait apprehensively while we prepared God knows what torments. Frank took the sock, slipped Ed’s member into it and taped it onto his groin. Still the resultant scream hardly penetrated the layers of sellotape and the rubber ball.
We had been very careful not to come in between Ed and the camera that Hilary had set up at the foot of the bed but I needn’t have bothered, I didn’t notice the one that Ed had helped her attach to the lighting unit. I only realised about that one when I saw the video later. HiIary was even more “artistic†than Smegward when it came to editing humiliating scenes.
We left Ed to suffer for a while before we decided that he was fit for more torment. We discussed the odds of Ed’s being able to guess what we were going to do. He was obviously trying to work out what we were talking about.
“Tell you what, if he guesses right, we’ll take ‘em off.â€
“How’s he going to give us his answer?â€
“We’ll count the syllables.â€
“OK.â€
I approached my brother. “Now, we’re going to put some things on you and you have to guess what they are. OK?â€
Ed grunted. He must have already been in agony and disentangling that sock from his pubes would cause more pain still but, hey, we were young and didn’t see why we should stop. Like I said: don’t judge me; you haven’t had to suffer like I have. I had fifteen years of hurt to make up for.
First was a freezer bag full of ice. “OK, guess.â€
Ed didn’t seem to want to play. I moved the package down towards his package. “What is it?†Ed submitted and attempted to answer.
“No, it’s not mice. Try again.†Ed tried again.
“Was that ice?†Ed nodded his head. “The winner!†I removed the ice. But not before I had rubbed it extensively round Ed’s abdomen and lingeringly across his chest. “OK, Frank, your turn.â€
Ed squealed and tensed noticeably as Frank went about his task. “OK, what are they?â€
Ed answered.
“Was that clothes pegs?†said Frank trying to sound disappointed.
“Nhhhh!†Ed nodded his head.
“Too bad, big boy, they stay on.†Frank had taken a couple of small bulldog clips from the kitchen notice board and clamped them onto Ed’s recently carefully chilled nipples. Oh, we were a good team!
“Think he’s had enough yet?â€
I looked at Ed and I think he was sobbing. He seemed to have given up hope. We backed quietly out of the room.
We didn’t leave him for too long before returning and making him an offer. He indicated his acceptance. Frank took the metal clips from his nipples and I went for that package that I had left on the bedside table. I remember thinking that, if they were meant for Frank, we might be out of luck but Hilary had declared that she didn’t want any contamination and, if we were going to leave Ed there all night, we needed to protect her bed.
“Your honour, I think.†Frank indicated our subject. I contemplated removing the sleep mask so that Ed could better anticipate his forthcoming humiliation but decided against it, he would find out soon enough. I noticed two things about the disposable nappies: they were pink and they had velcro fastenings. That should have given a better chance of a fit than pull-ups would have done and we wouldn’t have to free our guest’s ankles.
I sipped the back of the garment under Ed’s bum and pulled the front into place. He flinched. The Velcro just about reached but Frank suggested we use some of the adhesive tape he had found in the kitchen “just for security purposesâ€. Between the two of us, we just about managed. I found Ed’s tablet in his bag and took a few stills “just for security purposes†as well.
Obviously we couldn’t leave even my skanky brother stretched so tightly overnight, especially as the handcuffs were digging in and chaffing quite unpleasantly already so I went for the handcuff keys. Frank explained what might happen if Ed did not cooperate. By the time I had returned, Ed was nodding disconsolately.
Once I had released Ed’s right wrist from the headboard and Frank had released his left ankle, I supposed Ed could have tried resisting. However, he may be many things but he is not thick and he obviously knew that he would still be securely fastened to the bed so he let us do what we had planned. He moved his left foot towards his bum upon instruction and Frank closed the empty cuff and locked it. I brought his right wrist close enough to allow be to link the two cuffs together. Ed still didn’t look too comfortable but, with two limbs detached from the bed, he did enjoy a smidgen more freedom of movement. He did not thank us, though.
We examined our prisoner and Frank questioned whether he would be able to remove the sock “that was preserving his dignityâ€. I said that I couldn’t give a stuff because it would be awful if it stayed in place and bloody painful if he managed to remove it. Win, win situation. I did agree, though that we ought to secure the sleep mask in place. Frank lamented that he had used all the superglue. I was prepared to settle for more adhesive tape. Ed didn’t even try to resist.
Frank tried to ask with his eyes if we hadn’t gone too far. I shook my head slowly and deliberately. I was unlikely to get an opportunity like that again and I was sure that Ed would not be able to afford to retaliate as long as Hils came up with the goods. I took a few more photos and a short video “just for security purposesâ€.
Then I said that I was hungry and Frank said that he was thirsty and we both wished my brother a cheery ‘goodnight’.
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While we waited for the take-away that we were going to pay for with Ed’s money, I agreed to stay overnight in the second bed in the guest suite. It had advantages as far as making explanations at home was concerned and it seemed as though Frank could have done with the company. We spent the time watching videos and talking in a guarded sort of way and I came to have more sympathy for Frank than I thought I would have but I don’t think either of us will ever seek out the other’s company in spite of our common bond (so to speak).
We took it in turns to look in on Smegward without trying to attract his attention to the fact but neither of us thought it would be a good idea to feed or water him. He could wait until the morning. So could his nappy!
I even got up a couple of times to check on my brother overnight but I think, judging by his gentle snoring, that Frank slept, if not the sleep of the righteous, then at least the sleep of the considerably relieved. That was obviously much more than could be said for Ed, who was unable to find a comfortable position to sleep in. He did, eventually, stop trying to shout through his gag, though.
In the morning, somewhat late in the morning, Frank and I rose and took turns in the guest shower and I really thought it was time to change my jammers, especially as Frank obviously had a change of clothes with him. Needs must when the Devil drives, and I visited my brother. That was only partially to check up on him but mainly to raid his backpack.
He looked quite calm so I ran my fingernail up his belly just to be annoying. A very weary Ed jerked and seemed to sound surprised but he immediately subsided into a despairing, barely discernible sort of groaning. He didn’t even try begging, let alone threatening. I wondered if we had gone too far. I called Frank to examine the situation and, once he had given the sock a little flick, Ed sprang into very vocal life. Now he had come round, Ed was obviously OK so Frank went to start breakfast while I raided his luggage.
As I have said, Ed is far more muscular than I and considerably taller but I thought that it would be easier for me to fit into some of his gear than to force myself into the clothes Frank had offered me. I’ll tell you what: I don’t like those pervy briefs, even if they were at least a size too big. The over-sized t-shirt was actually quite cool and I always had that hoodie I could wear. A pair of Ed’s trackie bottoms completed my outfit but the legs looked like something out of Aladdin, they were so long and baggy. I thought I would have to go barefoot until I found a pair of what must have been Hilary’s flip-flops in the kitchen. Fashion icon I was not!
Frank and I discussed the situation over breakfast and decided that we couldn’t leave Ed without water until Hils returned or leave him entirely on his own. We agreed to wait until we heard Hilary’s car returning but, for very good reasons, Frank wanted to make his getaway before she could actually make any demands upon him. We also agreed that, because Ed had had nothing to eat or drink since yesterday afternoon, neither of us would have to change his nappy. When I visited him, I nearly changed my mind. Instead, I just took a few more photos.
The time had come: Ed needed watering. Both Frank and I approached the now considerably subdued engineering student and explained that we were going to try to give him water. Then I draped a large, doubled bath towel over his obviously sodden nappy. I thought that I should, in fairness, point out that, if he didn’t cooperate, we were not going to try too hard to rehydrate him. Ed nodded.
“OK. Try not to move. It was probably better at that stage that Ed could not see the large, curved, pointed kitchen knife that I had brought close to his face. I wasn’t going to try to slip the thing between his cheek and all the tape that was holding the ball in place behind his teeth but decided it would be safer to take a more gradual approach. Frank climbed up on the bed and steadied Ed’s head between his knees. How trusting; I was going to have to bring that shining sharpness very close to him. You know what they say about blunt knives being dangerous? Well, if that is so, that thing must have been the least dangerous weapon ever.
The sharpness of the blade allowed me to slice through about half the layers surrounding Ed’s lower face with no difficulty at all. I even managed to grab the cut ends and to start peeling them back. Frank supported Ed’s head while I removed the loosened tape. So far, so good, none of those layers was immediately attached to Ed’s person. Alright, I admit that I didn’t want to cut my brother deliberately but I was quite looking forward to stripping the tape from his hair. The next operation was very delicate indeed but I got away without even nicking Ed’s cheek. I asked Frank to hold him very steady as I used the kitchen blade like a razor. I soon raised enough tape to get hold of. I put the knife down.
“Hold tight!†I wrenched the wad off from Ed’s left cheek leaving him with baby pink flesh and an inability to make his protest project other than through his nose. I left the tape flapping and turned my attention to the other cut end. “Shaving†the tape from his face had proved so easy last time that I saw no reason not to repeat the operation but I did at least warn Ed before applying the curved end of the blade to his cheek once more. This time, the protest when I pulled the tape all the way from Ed’s left cheek and across his mouth before leaving it hanging would have been epic! Epic, that is, if there was not a rubber ball still lodged behind Ed’s teeth. His head was still being clamped by Frank’s quite muscular legs as he clamped his temples between his knees. I quickly clamped my hand over Ed’s red-raw mouth and chin.
“Look, Smeggy, you know it’s going to hurt when I finish pulling this shit from your hair and, if you want me to do it, you are NOT going to spit this thing (I poked the ball between my fingers) out until I say. Understand?â€
Ed was obviously thinking about it.
“Or, there again we could just tape it in again.†Ed had obviously not answered quickly enough for Frank.
“Well?†Ed tried to nod even though his head was being firmly clamped by two people who owed him no goodwill whatsoever. “Good.†Frank lifted Ed’s head from the tarp and I pulled as hard as I could. He did manage to retain the ball. Then I found out why. That thing was enormous!
Frank clamped his head again and I got ready to help. I wish I had thought to put the “Marigolds†on first. OK, so it hurt. Ed did manage to curtail his yelling to the minimum time he thought might be allowable before laying there breathing heavily. After a few seconds, he even managed a muttered, “Thanks, Shrimpâ€.
Frank released Ed’s head with a warning that, if we decided that he needed silencing again, there was absolutely ‘k-all he could do about it. Ed’s shoulders heaved.
I departed for the bathroom leaving my brother gurning in quite an entertaining fashion as he tried to ease the pain in his jaw. Upon my return with a tooth-mug full of water, Frank put his knees together and supported Ed’s head on them. Obviously my big brother’s need for re-hydration superseded his need to threaten either Frank or me. I checked the bath towel, decided that I was safe, and straddled our prisoner. I helped him to drink gently until he had finished the entire mug full. Obviously, with the sleep mask taped to his face, I could not judge Ed’s expression but he did manage to speak gently.
“Please . . .
“Be careful what you say,â€
Ed nodded, “. . . Please, Shrimp, can I have more?â€
“What’s my name?â€
“Please, Al, can I have more water?â€
“There’s someone else you have to ask first.â€
“Please, Frank, I’m asking nicely, honest.â€
Now we were both grinning. Ed got his drink.
“Don’t suppose there’s any chance of something to eat?â€
“Do we need to gag you again?†Ed assured us that we did not but he did try to ask, as calmly as he could, if he could at least change position. Frank and I went into conference. We made him an offer. It was obviously the best one he was going to get so he accepted.
Once the webbing straps are no longer in tension, they can be adjusted easily as long as you can get hold of the fasteners so I lengthened the loop that was no longer attached to Ed’s right arm. Frank unlocked the handcuff that would allow us to re position that arm and then locked it onto the webbing again. It was a bit more of a problem loosening the one that was still securing his left arm but we managed it in a few seconds.
Ed was now attached to the bed by both arms and his right leg but he was under much less stress and was able to flex his muscles a bit. We were happy that he couldn’t interfere with his blindfold, not that it would have mattered much, so we left him to his limited exercises.
TBC