THE LAND FARMERS AND THE SAILOR BOYS
Preparing for the Evening
Evan announced that all the initiates could stay the night and that they would undertake their first TUG’s Club operation. The “Old Man†was due this evening to take the older boys on a night-X and he would want to see the parental permission notes for what Sam had told him was a “Training Residentialâ€. He would make an excuse to cover the fact that the three initiates were elsewhere at the time because really it would be their job to “take care of†Little Steve and Scott so that the Old Man didn’t find them.
Problem: Luke again. He’d forgotten his note.
“Sorry, Luke, no note, no overnighters.â€
“No, please, I can ride home and get one. Please.â€
“OK, but your sponsor will have to be tortured while you’re away.â€
“Sorry, Alex, I won’t be long, promise.â€
Alex undid the buckles at the sides of his cut-down camouflage trousers and removed them and his t-shirt and offered his wrists to Evan to be bound.
Luke headed for his bike.
“Luke! Put your clothes on! Go commando so no-one will notice the wet boxers.†Luke stripped and dressed as quickly as possible while he saw Alex being prepared for torture. Alex knew it was bluff and that, other than being tied up, he would not be tortured any further but it was done to encourage Luke to get it right in future.
“Don’t forget, you’ve got 40 minutes. After that the ginger gets it.†With that Alex shot Evan a rueful look.
Luke went off as fast as he could and Alex seated himself to await his return. Just for the sake of form, Evan tied Alex’s ankles so that the younger kids would believe that Alex was about to suffer if Luke was late.
There was some dead time before dinner. Most people got their sleeping bags and roll mats ready for the night and did what passed for tidying up and the two remaining initiates helped to pitch a third Icelandic. That was more for practice than occupation because they would have a task to fulfil for the TUG’s Club overnight.
Believe it or not, some of the lads even undertook some Scouting related activities. Action Man used the carefully designed wooden weight training circuit that Ben and Paul (q.v.) instituted originally about 20 years ago. It was an ingenious use of natural materials which had been maintained and kept up to standard ever since. There may be more details about that later but it’s not important at the minute, just believe me: it was there.
By the time Luke returned, GP had helped Alex to a dining chair and strapped him to it around his waist so that Luke would think he was about to be tortured. Luke dropped his bike just outside the door and rushed in brandishing his note (in which he’d got his Mum to cover him for Tuesday and Wednesday as well just in case Alex wanted to call in his debt) and shouting, “Stop torturing Alex.â€
GP could see no point in wasting a perfectly good opportunity and gave him a ten-minute tickle session in any case. From one ginger to another, the war was on! But they both knew that their feud would have to be delayed until after the Twins had been dealt with. “Anyhow,†said GP, “my parents were married.â€
Alex was released and with the words, “Watch it, Boy, once we get rid of the Twins, your arse is so dust!†he smiled and shook his head.
“Yeah, whatever.â€
T-Boy announced that dinner was served. Three-Bean & Sausage Casserole with thick lumps of bread for mopping plates. That was a typical one-pot meal and one that Den hadn’t yet realised was heath food. With their not having bothered to send out for lunch, the only thing the Sea Scouts left in the enormous cast iron pot was the non-stick lining.
The meal having contained beans there were the usual not so subtle fart-based conversations while the traditional ginger cake and custard was stowed away with equal vigour. T-Boy enjoyed his job and he didn’t get many complaints. Because he had been very careful with his shopping, the budget stretched to posh biscuits to go with the hot chocolate. The three postulants were beginning to see advantages to being members of the Log Cabin TUG’s Club and reckoned that their parents were getting good value for money.
By now Luke had dutifully stripped down like the other initiates showing that this time he had remembered his black Speedos. Sam told the three new boys that they had chores to do. Luke was to clear the dishes and Tarzan and Budgie were to free the hostages ready for feeding.
Action Man was dressed by now - if you accept that wearing just his most disreputable baggy navy blue shorts with the holes in them and which displayed the white waist band and a fair bit of the rest of his tight black boxers above and through them counts as being dressed. Rather than have to put something on his feet he told Tarzan to come with him up to the loft. Scott was still sound asleep and showing signs of having an enjoyable dream. Tarzan was instructed to padlock the thin chain that Action Man had brought with him, the one from which he himself had been released, not too tightly around Scott’s left ankle and then to release the rope holding it to the bed.
Although still dozy, Scot was now definitely awake as, under Action Man’s instruction, his right foot was hobbled about 45 cm from his left one and untied from the bed post. As he gradually came to, and recognised Action Man’s voice, Scott suddenly remembered his previous “Later†threat and assumed that now was the time. Not being gagged he started begging, “Please, not the bulldog clips, anything, please, but not the clips.â€
“Hand gag called for.†instructed Action Man and Tarzan straddled the prisoner placing his knees on his upper arms and putting a lot of his weight upon the hands that he clamped over Scott’s mouth. “Shut up or I’ll go and get them. Don’t worry; I don’t really want you to suffer that much. I just wanted to win my bet so I had to make sure you struggled your hardest because I know that you’d normally be happy to stay hog-tied like that for hours. Shame about my bet, though.â€
Scott calmed down. Action Man was considered a hard man. He was also known to be honest.
“Now, realistically you’re not going to escape hobbled and trailing a lot of chain. So I suggest that you allow my little mate here to finish chaining you so that you can climb down for yourself. After that he’ll need to shorten your chains again. If you really don’t want to have your nipples clamped, you’ll cooperate fully with him. Understand?â€
“Yes, Sir.†answered Scott remembering his position. He was as good as his word.
Tarzan freed his wrists and fastened them about 30cm apart in front of him leaving enough free chain between his ankles and wrists to allow him to climb safely. Action Man then ripped the tape from Scott’s eyes leaving his face reddened and his eyebrows somewhat depleted.
After having climbed down the ladder from the loft Scott was told to kneel. Tarzan fastened his wrists closer together thus saving a padlock which he used to shorten the chain between his ankles and his wrists.
Meanwhile Den and Lloyd gave similar treatment to Little Steve until both hostages were chained side by side in the middle of the Log Cabin’s floor. T-Boy told Steve that he could remove his gag, which he gratefully did. The “Chef†had kept two generous bowls of food for the hostages. He had even cut up the sausages to make it easier for them.
The still half-awake hostages were each presented with their bowls but no cutlery; they were obviously expected to cope as well as they could. Following T-Boy’s assurance that, if they didn’t clean their bowls, they’d get nothing else for 24-hours they set to with a will, pouring the contents gradually at first and finally licking out the bowls like little kiddies with mum’s cake mix. They were given mugs of water to drink that, when they begged in an acceptable manner, were refilled.
“Need the bog?†asked GP. Both boys nodded, remembering what would happen if they spoke without permission. “OK, you two,“ GP indicated Tarzan and Budgie, Luke was still dealing with the washing up, “take them. Alex’ll tell you what to do.â€
The padlock shortening the chain between Steve’s ankles and wrists was removed and Steve was dragged to his feet, taken out of the Log cabin and round to the back where his hands were separated and re-chained about 40 cm apart. Having been ushered into the toilet, he was left alone to do his business for five minutes. Before being escorted back to the Cabin, his wrists were fastened together once more. He was made to sit on the floor where his right ankle was freed and then padlocked closely to his left one using the padlock already in place. One of the free padlocks was then used to draw his wrists to within about 40 cms of his ankles and the other one just clipped onto it for future use.
Scott received the same treatment except that he was sat facing Steve and the last padlock was used to link the two loops of chain formed by the shortening routine together. It removed the hostages’ options almost completely.
Plans for the Evening
During dinner Sam had started to outline the evening’s events but it was now time to go into detail as far as the hostages were concerned.
At about 8:30 their GSL, BM to his face, or The Old Man as he was usually known, was due with the Troop’s minibus to transport all the older boys to the start of a night exercise. He would not want to find any hostages!
One of the “Old Boysâ€, Mark (q.v.), was due at about the same time, in theory to supervise the younger boys on their “Training Residentialâ€. That should allay any concerns that BM might have at not seeing them when he arrived. Mark would know damned well what was going on but BM would be told that the three younger boys were on a treasure hunt that wasn’t due to finish before half-past nine. Sam knew that BM would want to be away well before then.
So, to business. Sam reckoned they had about an hour to clear the place of all signs of the hostages and to look as if they were busy planning the night-X. Just for safety, Den was sent with a walkie- talkie to keep an eye on the only track that would support the bus and let the others know when it was in sight. He would then pretend to be late arriving and bum a lift. The Land Farmers had Long Tom as a skilful Field General but the Sea Scouts had a long history of native cunning and treachery!
The area around the Log Cabin was well away from footpaths so transporting prisoners towards evening time was usually no problem. If walkers or cyclists were around, they were usually easy to hear approaching as long as the prisoners and escorts were quiet, hence Evan’s test of the new kids. A quick diversion from any tracks followed by a dive into the undergrowth usually concealed the party effectively. The nearest path, other than the one that led only to the Cabin itself was at the front of the Cabin. The back could be considered remote from intrusion.
The plan was relatively simple. It would be put to the hostages that they could be chained and escorted a safe distance form the cabin. That would be relatively comfortable but completely inescapable. The alternative was that they could be tied-up before being taken away, which would be more uncomfortable.
There was a difference of opinion. I think you can guess who went for the uncomfortable option! Sam reckoned that he’d prefer the safer option and that, if Scott was determined to suffer, he was sure that GP could think of something later.
By now Luke had fished his KP duties and was ready to join in the operation. Alex instructed his novice as he took the trailing end of Little Steve’s chain and padlocked it firmly round his neck using the padlock that was joining him to Scott. Luke undid the padlock that joined Steve’s wrists together and the one pulling him into a sitting position. That produced quite a lot of loose chain but all the while his ankles were shackled, Steve couldn’t really take advantage of it.
A short time was allowed for Steve to massage his wrists and to straighten his back a little before the loose chain was passed over his knees, under his feet and his bum to end up behind his back. The sensation of the chain collar moving round his neck was not reassuring. Steve knew what was required and lifted his arms behind his back. Both spare padlocks were used to chain his wrists behind him.
The next move might have been to unchain his ankles to enable him to walk out of the Cabin but Alex told Luke that the wiser move was to blindfold his prisoner first. Poor Steve, one of the things that he most dreaded happened: Luke applied four layers of gaffer tape round his eyes. Steve’s protests certainly broke protocol, although Luke seemed to understand most of the words, so T-Boy quickly stuffed Steve’s personal padded stick into his mouth. This time it was secured with cord drawn as tightly as Vic had tied it originally. Steve’s shoulders sagged. He hoped that the night-X would not take very long.
Scott sympathised with his dejected companion but even he was not cavalier enough to protest in the current situation. It was obvious that the Sea Scouts were in a hurry.
Now it was Scott’s turn. Would GP be able to come up with any “creative†ideas?
This time it was Tarzan’s turn: the same routine got Scott’s chain round his neck and his hands fastened behind him, although a little higher than Steve’s. Predictably T-Boy had already rinsed the rubber ball that he had removed from Scott’s mouth earlier and placed it in the almost ritual place on the mantle piece. Tarzan squeezed the ball and offered it to Scott’s uncomplaining mouth. This was the first time he had gagged anybody and he was very “exited†about it. But, as Alex explained to action Man earlier, it happens to everybody. Tarzan taped the ball very firmly in place. From someone his own age Scott would have appreciated the treatment but from this little upstart friend of his brothers, he thought, “As soon as I’m free, this kid’s arse is dust.†However, he couldn’t deny that he was still enjoying himself.
With a further generous application of gaffer tape, Scott was consigned to darkness.
Even GP realised that the basic requirements were: get them out of there, make sure they’re secure, and make sure they’re not discovered. If all that came together, he could be creative later.
With both hostages chained, blindfolded and gagged, Budgie was allowed to free their right ankles. It seemed a bit unfair that he had to miss out just because his sponsor was on look-out duty; but he could hardly have gone while he was wearing just his little, shiny black budgie-smugglers.
All the while the hostages were sitting it was possible for them to stand by crossing their ankles and levering themselves upright. They had the choice: do it when Sam told them or be “helpedâ€. Both boys accepted the former option.
Yet another of Sam’s “humorous†videos was being recorded.
When both Steve and Scott were on their feet, Budgie got to tie a rope between their necks. Evan was surprised to notice how skilfully he tied the non-slip knots prior to passing the loops over the necks of the “clients†and adjusting them once they were in place. Perhaps he had misjudged this novice previously.
“OK. You’ve got time†said Sam to the novices. Get something on your feet and get them out of here. Take them where nobody goes after dark. Take them out of noise range, although I don’t think that will be any problem, and don’t bring them back until you’re told to. Tarzan, take a walkie-talkie for when you’re called in but, if you call in first, all three of you are dead men.
At the last minute Action Man remembered the footwear in which the hostages arrived, found it and helped them into it. They would make quicker progress through the forest once they were shod even if they hadn’t been given any socks.
Stopping only for Luke to grab a rucksack from T-Boy, the party was off.
TBC