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Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:48 pm
by BobaFettish1
This is BRILLIANT! I hope you do more “guides†like this! Such a fun concept!
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 7:58 pm
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Not gonna lie, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
How very noble of you
Just know that anything those crooks tell you is almost certainly a scurrilous lie and I have never purposely engineered a situation so that I can get myself captured/ and or tied up
You'll be telling us next, you don't like bondage, who are you trying to kid ?
Haha! I don't know what you've heard/ read - but for the benefit of the tape, being tied up, bound and gagged is an occupational hazard, nothing more
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:02 pm
by TamatoaShiny123
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
How very noble of you
Just know that anything those crooks tell you is almost certainly a scurrilous lie and I have never purposely engineered a situation so that I can get myself captured/ and or tied up
You'll be telling us next, you don't like bondage, who are you trying to kid ?
Haha! I don't know what you've heard/ read - but for the benefit of the tape, being tied up, bound and gagged is an occupational hazard, nothing more
Hmm...sure it is...
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:14 pm
by Deleted User 769
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
You'll be telling us next, you don't like bondage, who are you trying to kid ?
Haha! I don't know what you've heard/ read - but for the benefit of the tape, being tied up, bound and gagged is an occupational hazard, nothing more
Hmm...sure it is...
You cold hearted cynic you! As an ace teen detective/ cub reporter I'd be far more concerned if the criminal fraternity weren't trying to take me hostage,..
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:09 pm
by Tieup1
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Haha! I don't know what you've heard/ read - but for the benefit of the tape, being tied up, bound and gagged is an occupational hazard, nothing more
Hmm...sure it is...
You cold hearted cynic you! As an ace teen detective/ cub reporter I'd be far more concerned if the criminal fraternity weren't trying to take me hostage,..
Ace Teen Detective, don't make me laugh, you seem to get captured a lot. Perhaps you need more training ?
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:25 pm
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
You cold hearted cynic you! As an ace teen detective/ cub reporter I'd be far more concerned if the criminal fraternity weren't trying to take me hostage,..
Ace Teen Detective, don't make me laugh, you seem to get captured a lot. Perhaps you need more training ?
Haha! J'accuse!
How very dare you suggest I'm an ineffective crime fighter.
I'm the scourge of the underworld known as the cape-less wonder, Nancy Drew Jr, the sassy one, the uniformed dare-doll.
I just happen to get captured,.. occasionally,.. from time to time,.. (roughly once a week/ every adventure)
Hmm, on second thoughts, what kind of training did you have in mind?
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:26 pm
by TamatoaShiny123
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
You cold hearted cynic you! As an ace teen detective/ cub reporter I'd be far more concerned if the criminal fraternity weren't trying to take me hostage,..
Ace Teen Detective, don't make me laugh, you seem to get captured a lot. Perhaps you need more training ?
Haha! J'accuse!
How very dare you suggest I'm an ineffective crime fighter.
I'm the scourge of the underworld known as the cape-less wonder, Nancy Drew Jr, the sassy one, the uniformed dare-doll.
I just happen to get captured,.. occasionally,.. from time to time,.. (roughly once a week/ every adventure)
Hmm, on second thoughts, what kind of training did you have in mind?
Maybe you could track down a retired escape artist and ask for tips?
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:30 pm
by Deleted User 769
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Ace Teen Detective, don't make me laugh, you seem to get captured a lot. Perhaps you need more training ?
Haha! J'accuse!
How very dare you suggest I'm an ineffective crime fighter.
I'm the scourge of the underworld known as the cape-less wonder, Nancy Drew Jr, the sassy one, the uniformed dare-doll.
I just happen to get captured,.. occasionally,.. from time to time,.. (roughly once a week/ every adventure)
Hmm, on second thoughts, what kind of training did you have in mind?
Maybe you could track down a retired escape artist and ask for tips?
An enticing prospect for sure.
Or, better yet, a retired crime fighter(ess)
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:55 pm
by TamatoaShiny123
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Haha! J'accuse!
How very dare you suggest I'm an ineffective crime fighter.
I'm the scourge of the underworld known as the cape-less wonder, Nancy Drew Jr, the sassy one, the uniformed dare-doll.
I just happen to get captured,.. occasionally,.. from time to time,.. (roughly once a week/ every adventure)
Hmm, on second thoughts, what kind of training did you have in mind?
Maybe you could track down a retired escape artist and ask for tips?
An enticing prospect for sure.
Or, better yet, a retired crime fighter(ess)
Most definitely a great idea!
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 10:08 pm
by Deleted User 769
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
TamatoaShiny123 wrote: 6 years ago
Maybe you could track down a retired escape artist and ask for tips?
An enticing prospect for sure.
Or, better yet, a retired crime fighter(ess)
Most definitely a great idea!
I shall begin enquires forthwith.
Teen detective seeks retired costumed crime fighter for advice/ training as regards outmanovering kidnappers and escaping death traps
Or, alternatively I could try to speak to former crooks (after all, who knows how to restrain a damsel better than a super villian?)
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:03 pm
by Tieup1
I admire your pluck, but at the end of the day, you're just a helpless girl, who is going to get caught. I bet all the evil villains, are rubbing their hands with glee, at the prospect of encasing you in rope.
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:24 pm
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
I admire your pluck, but at the end of the day, you're just a helpless girl, who is going to get caught. I bet all the evil villains, are rubbing their hands with glee, at the prospect of encasing you in rope.
Tied up in an abandoned classroom? - Maybe.
"Helpless"? - Certainly not!
Try as they might, no villian can hope to hold me captive for long.
After all, I'm a straight A student and Captain of both the school hockey team and the debating society.
I'll talk my way free of my bonds then use my superior athletic prowess to subdue the guards.
Victory is mine once more!
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 2:12 pm
by Tieup1
You talk a good fight, but that's it, all talk. Bet next time you get caught, and tied up good and tight, you'll cry like a baby.
evil laugh
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 8:08 pm
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
You talk a good fight, but that's it, all talk. Bet next time you get caught, and tied up good and tight, you'll cry like a baby.
evil laugh
Haha! You unconscionable fiend!
Of course, in realty the only tears being shed will be that of my kidnappers at the hands of my bone dry, rapier wit
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 9:37 pm
by Tieup1
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
You talk a good fight, but that's it, all talk. Bet next time you get caught, and tied up good and tight, you'll cry like a baby.
evil laugh
Haha! You unconscionable fiend!
Of course, in realty the only tears being shed will be that of my kidnappers at the hands of my bone dry, rapier wit
The only tears I, and my evil cohorts will shed, will be of joy, as we watch you struggling to free yourself, as we leave you helpless. You tied up, with no chance of getting free, while we escape, and plan our next job.
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:17 pm
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
You talk a good fight, but that's it, all talk. Bet next time you get caught, and tied up good and tight, you'll cry like a baby.
evil laugh
Haha! You unconscionable fiend!
Of course, in realty the only tears being shed will be that of my kidnappers at the hands of my bone dry, rapier wit
The only tears I, and my evil cohorts will shed, will be of joy, as we watch you struggling to free yourself, as we leave you helpless. You tied up, with no chance of getting free, while we escape, and plan our next job.
You heartless monsters!
Will you at least agree to explain your diabolical plan, in excruciating detail, before leaving me trussed up?
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 5:26 pm
by Tieup1
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Haha! You unconscionable fiend!
Of course, in realty the only tears being shed will be that of my kidnappers at the hands of my bone dry, rapier wit
The only tears I, and my evil cohorts will shed, will be of joy, as we watch you struggling to free yourself, as we leave you helpless. You tied up, with no chance of getting free, while we escape, and plan our next job.
You heartless monsters!
Will you at least agree to explain your diabolical plan, in excruciating detail, before leaving me trussed up?
You stupid soppy girl, you may be pretty, and think you are clever, but we are evil villains, and our plan to rob the National Bank, on Friday, will not be stopped by you, or anyone.
Enjoy the ropes, and the gag, by the time you are freed, we will be counting our ill gotten gains.
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:01 am
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
The only tears I, and my evil cohorts will shed, will be of joy, as we watch you struggling to free yourself, as we leave you helpless. You tied up, with no chance of getting free, while we escape, and plan our next job.
You heartless monsters!
Will you at least agree to explain your diabolical plan, in excruciating detail, before leaving me trussed up?
You stupid soppy girl, you may be pretty, and think you are clever, but we are evil villains, and our plan to rob the National Bank, on Friday, will not be stopped by you, or anyone.
Enjoy the ropes, and the gag, by the time you are freed, we will be counting our ill gotten gains.
Au contraire! (Which is French for 'don't speak too soon')
You see, I have been secretly recording every word of our (albeit largely one-sided) conversation - including your confession - on my trusty dictaphone.
But who will get the chance to hear it while I'm still stashed away, all bound up, gagged and tied?
All I need is a handsome and brave knight to ride to my rescue,..
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 2:06 pm
by Tieup1
Not many handsome, brave knights around this neck of the woods. Looks like you be lay there squirming, and moaning for some time. Best get some sleep, if I was you.
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:00 pm
by Chloe Badelaine
I was going to see if i could help my trusty captain of both the school hockey team (love th see her in her long hockey socks) and the debating society (appreciate the sharpness of her tongue and wits), as i know her propension to poke her lovely nose where it does not belong, but i'm not an handsome and brave knight, just a bookish librarian hosting the debate in her lovely and comfy school library, and all i can ride is my trusty moped, cause i'm afraid of horses to ride to one's rescue. Too bad, guess i'll have to wait another occasion to be a heroine, fichtre...
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:22 pm
by Tieup1
Chloe Badelaine wrote: 6 years ago
I was going to see if i could help my trusty captain of both the school hockey team (love th see her in her long hockey socks) and the debating society (appreciate the sharpness of her tongue and wits), as i know her propension to poke her lovely nose where it does not belong, but i'm not an handsome and brave knight, just a bookish librarian hosting the debate in her lovely and comfy school library, and all i can ride is my trusty moped, cause i'm afraid of horses to ride to one's rescue. Too bad, guess i'll have to wait another occasion to be a heroine, fichtre...
Feel free to come and try to rescue your trusty friend. I'm sure my hired thugs will enjoying tying you up in a strict hog tie, and leaving to to keep your friend company, in a state of helplessness. Please join us, the more the merrier.
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:44 am
by Deleted User 769
Chloe Badelaine wrote: 6 years ago
I was going to see if i could help my trusty captain of both the school hockey team (love th see her in her long hockey socks) and the debating society (appreciate the sharpness of her tongue and wits), as i know her propension to poke her lovely nose where it does not belong, but i'm not an handsome and brave knight, just a bookish librarian hosting the debate in her lovely and comfy school library, and all i can ride is my trusty moped, cause i'm afraid of horses to ride to one's rescue. Too bad, guess i'll have to wait another occasion to be a heroine, fichtre...
Hehe!
No, wait- please come back - As a self confessed library geek myself it would be a dream come true for me to be rescued by my very favourite teacher/ book jockey (and not just because I really want to ride on the back of your scooter!)
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:04 am
by Deleted User 769
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Chloe Badelaine wrote: 6 years ago
I was going to see if i could help my trusty captain of both the school hockey team (love th see her in her long hockey socks) and the debating society (appreciate the sharpness of her tongue and wits), as i know her propension to poke her lovely nose where it does not belong, but i'm not an handsome and brave knight, just a bookish librarian hosting the debate in her lovely and comfy school library, and all i can ride is my trusty moped, cause i'm afraid of horses to ride to one's rescue. Too bad, guess i'll have to wait another occasion to be a heroine, fichtre...
Feel free to come and try to rescue your trusty friend. I'm sure my hired thugs will enjoying tying you up in a strict hog tie, and leaving to to keep your friend company, in a state of helplessness. Please join us, the more the merrier.
You heartless brute. It's me you want, let the librarian go!
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:39 pm
by Chloe Badelaine
Hooo l How cute ! I looove that melodramatci tone, almost make me wanting to stp in just to get captured and hear you say that while the bad guys truss me up...
But, i'll just go back to the campus and warn that quaterback that is always eyeing you, he'll be a much more convincing brave knight...
Re: How To Kidnap & Hold Your Damsel Hostage 101: Introduction and Preparation (F)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:55 pm
by Tieup1
Stiletto Amore wrote: 6 years ago
Tieup1 wrote: 6 years ago
Chloe Badelaine wrote: 6 years ago
I was going to see if i could help my trusty captain of both the school hockey team (love th see her in her long hockey socks) and the debating society (appreciate the sharpness of her tongue and wits), as i know her propension to poke her lovely nose where it does not belong, but i'm not an handsome and brave knight, just a bookish librarian hosting the debate in her lovely and comfy school library, and all i can ride is my trusty moped, cause i'm afraid of horses to ride to one's rescue. Too bad, guess i'll have to wait another occasion to be a heroine, fichtre...
Feel free to come and try to rescue your trusty friend. I'm sure my hired thugs will enjoying tying you up in a strict hog tie, and leaving to to keep your friend company, in a state of helplessness. Please join us, the more the merrier.
You heartless brute. It's me you want, let the librarian go!
Both of you are getting in my way. Two snooping girls, who are now prisoners. Nobody will save you, and nobody will stop my evil plan.
