THE LITTLE BROTHERS CONTEST (21)
The Prize Giving
The fates of the individual little brothers must be related as separate incidents if they are to be comprehensible but I am sure readers will understand that a lot of things were happening simultaneously.
The party returned to their campsite and Aiden made for Matt to keep his word about releasing him and, once Sid had been separated from Aki and consigned to the necklace, Tatsu also made to release his little brother. Other than going up to him and asking, "Alright, Shithead?" Scott could see no reason for releasing Luke. Just as Aki and Matt got their hopes up, Mo asked a question.
"Boys, haven't we forgotten something?" Tatsu, Aiden and Scott didn't think so but that look on Mo's face was intriguing. The other boys listened in silence but for different reasons. "Well, we've just held a 'Little Brothers Contest', right?" The other big brothers had to agree. The little brothers looked (as far as could be told) apprehensive. "Hang on a minute. I've got something here."
As Lewis Carol wrote: curiouser and curiouser. Mo disappeared into his tent and reappeared with a supermarket carrier bag in his hand. He continued speaking as though he had never stopped, "Shouldn't there be prizes?"
The big brothers couldn't see why, unless they were for them, until Mo pulled from the bag a couple of things he had "borrowed" from his pony obsessed sister. All of a sudden, the big brothers changed their minds and Aki and Matt saw their release being delayed once more. Just as a truly considerate big brother should, Scott removed his brother's hood so that he could appreciate the situation. Luke groaned.
Mo held up two of the rosettes that his sister had won at local gymkhanas: a first and a second; and he invited his fellow big brothers to decide which of their entrants should be allowed the honour of sporting them.
After careful consideration it was decided that Matt should wear the red ribbon because he had obviously won most of the events that he had contested while having lost none of them, so Aiden accepted the appropriate rosette while the big brothers had to decide who deserved the blue ribbon.
Luke was ruled out because, although he didn't lose any events, he didn't win any either. (Please don't bother trying to follow the "logic" of the decision-making process!) So, the discussion centred around Aki, who had both a win and a loss to his name and Sid who, although he had won two events had also lost three. Mo was over-ruled and Sid was awarded second place. (Please don't ask - he just was!)
Sid immediately demanded to be released in the light of his second place. You really would think he'd have known better, wouldn't you? Count one: he still had a penalty to pay for losing the last event. Count two: condemned out of his own mouth - all that language. But he could wear his rosette in compensation. Sid didn't seem to be impressed.
The Contestants' Fates
Once he had heeded Scott's advice and stopped trying to stand up, so to speak, for Sid, Luke could safely be ignored while the other three little brothers were dealt with. A simultaneous token tickling of the unprotected soles of his feet by his brother and of his cruelly exposed under-arms by Aiden soon persuaded him to be quiet. In compensation, Scott replaced the pillow case over his head. Luke was confused, he could just allow himself to drift off to his own private place again but he was getting somewhat uncomfortable by now and he would miss all the "fun" of watching his erstwhile competitors suffer. He stoically settled for what he could get. He still trusted his brother not to allow him to suffer too much and he was simply not prepared to beg for release.
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Following the judges' decision concerning Sid's appeal, Mo collected one of his discarded trainers and proceeded to remove the lace from it.
"Come on, Mo, that kid's hurting my ears."
"Yea, my little brother's not supposed to hear language like that."
"Hang on, lads, I'm going as fast as I can." By now Mo was so involved in what he was doing that he had almost forgotten that he was clad in only his boxers. Sid continued hanging himself; surely, he must have realised what Mo had in mind by the time he'd picked up one of the dumbbells that had just been used as game-birds? No, it would seem not.
Mo tied the blue dog-toy in the middle of the shoelace and inserted it in the appropriate place with very little difficulty. Sid's jaws clamped down on it and it emitted a sort of squeaking noise. Tatsu helped by clamping it in place with an ample hand while Mo brought the ends of the lace round Sid's nape and passed them in opposite directions round the unbound end of the dumbbell. As Mo tightened and secured the improvised gag, Sid's vocal fury continued unabated. After some seconds, though, the ridiculous sound of Sid's swearing being distorted by the insistent squeaking persuaded him to give up the effort, especially in light of the derisive laughter it was occasioning.
Mo thought he might take a few minutes to get dressed following his exertions but not before he had pinned the second prize rosette onto Sid's swimming costume, just in front of his right hip.
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Aiden approached Matt bearing the first prize rosette and aiming it down towards the front of his somewhat skimpy briefs.
"'oan' oo hu'in ngare!"
"What was that, Matt? You want me to pin the lucky thing there?" Aiden did nothing to abate his demonic grin as his hand got closer and closer to his brother's all to obvious assets and Matt tried vainly to move them out of his way. At the last second, Aiden pulled the side of Matt's briefs away from his right hip and pinned the rosette just to the right of centre before allowing the waistband to snap back into place.
Matt was almost relieved.
"OK, Tubs, well done. You are the champion. Time to get you released. Now, how shall we do this?"
"'op hu'in awoun' ang ungie nge."
"I'm not funking around."
"'ungh'!" Aiden's grin had still not abated.
Being tied as he was, there was nothing he could do for himself so Matt needed to be completely untied by his brother who then released him from the necklace leaving him to strip the tape from his lower face and neck and to expel his underpants.
Matt eased his aches and pains, staggered to his feet and jumped up and down. He was looking forward to going home even if he did have to walk. He knew that he would be believed if he simply explained to his dad that Aiden was a dick and that he couldn't stand staying around him any longer. Aiden seemed to agree with that just a little too quickly. Then Matt asked, "OK, what have you brought for me to wear?"
"Nothing."
"What!? Come on, you cunt, I can't walk home like this."
"Why not? You wear them at home." Matt may well have done so in the privacy of their home gym and when he knew that not even the rest of his family would be likely to see him, but finding his way off the estate, recognising where he was and walking along lanes and even the main road to his home and then along the village roads in nothing more than a skimpy pair of posing briefs held no attraction for him at all.
"Well, where's my boardies then?"
"Oh, you know . . ." said Aiden vaguely indicating the world in general. "If you start searching now you might find them before it goes dark." Matt stood open-mouthed; his board shorts might be anywhere. He might be able to find them straight away but . . . the following assessment of the extent to which he loved his big brother does not bear reporting verbatim here. "Tell you what, you help with dinner and sorting out things round here and I'll tell you where your boardies are in the morning. I might even let you wear this t-shirt of mine - and I expect Scott will lend you his flip flops. Scott indicated his assent.
Matt had one more thing to try: Tatsu was a lot bigger than he but . . . "Tatsu, have you got a top and some trackie bottoms I could borrow?"
"So sorry," Tatsu had re-attired himself but had so far ignored his little brother completely, "My English - - -" It was often surprising how poor Tatsu's English was - when it suited him. Matt knew there was no point in pursuing the matter all the while Tatsu was affecting his most theatrical confused look.
Matt's muttering, as he reconciled himself to his fate, soon subsided. He knew when he was defeated and he was honest enough to admit to himself that he would have done exactly the same to Aiden if their roles had been reversed. At least he'd given his big brother no excuse to cost him his place on the French tour.
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Once Tatsu had dressed completely, he thought he might be able to spare the time to untie Aki. The little Japanese guy was looking forward to ringing his mother and getting himself taken home even though he knew that he didn't dare rat on his big brother. If he did, he fully believed that his parents would find out so much about his nefarious activities that he would be allowed no unsupervised time at all with his friends before the family returned to Osaka.
I'm sure that Tatsu didn't really need to be that clumsy as he untied the crotch ropes from where they were anchored to his brother's wrists but his repeated declarations that he was, "So sorry", might have indicated otherwise. He did at least have the consideration to ease Aki's grubby running shorts down slightly before continuing. Aki didn't object.
Aki was soon free from his ropes and from that stave, and he looked despairingly around the campsite where Aiden had distributed the contents of his rucksack widely. "Do not worry, pack-a your - er - ruck-a-sack. I have clothes for you to wear." Aki still smelled a rat, a large, grinning, oriental rat to whom he was closely related. However, being a wise man, he collected his gear painstakingly together and packed his bag more or less tidily. Meanwhile, Tatsu proved as good as his word and produced the promised clothing which, being Tatsu, he laid out tidily over the ridge of his tent.
"Tatsu!?
"Yes?"
"Aren't those a little - - -"
"- - - Japanese?"
"I am Japanese, he is Japanese and they ", here Tatsu indicted in turn himself, Aki and one of the garments he had laid out, "are Japanese. What have I done wrong?" He was wearing that theatrical, puzzled expression again. Aki was not looking pleased.
Ever since the family had been in England, Aki had managed to avoid wearing those shorts. Some time ago they would have been considered perfectly decent in Japan, and probably even in England over thirty years or so ago, but they were certainly considered bizarre by the young Brits who considered any shorts that weren't baggy and that didn't cover their knees to be indecent. This garment had been brought from Japan and had lain unmolested in Aki's chest of drawers since it had been unpacked. It looked as though it was a good job that the dishevelled youngster was not far into his adolescent growth spurt.
Aki was about to object when his big brother's expression changed. Ah well, it wouldn't be long until he could change at home and the only person, other than those present, who would see him would be his mother. He grabbed the white briefs, the shorts, the short-sleeved white shirt and the traditional Japanese sandals and socks that Tatsu had provided and ducked into his tent. When he emerged, he looked like a smart Japanese junior school kid who needed his parents to buy him a larger uniform. Those pocketed shorts sat quite high on his hips but must have had an inseam of less than three centimetres.
"Bit tight under the armpits aren't they, Tatsu?" That time Tatsu's puzzled expression was genuine.
"Hell of a VPL there, Aki." Aki blushed and tried to hitch the crotch of his shorts down to very limited effect.
Aki crouched and located his mobile phone. There was no signal but, even if there had been, Tatsu, had ensured that the device would not function. "English only, little brother." Aki asked to borrow Tatsu's phone.
"So sorry".
"Watch it, Aki, I don't think he really means it."
"Yea, we're getting to be able to tell when he's taking the piss." Tatsu didn't even bother trying to look hurt; it was too difficult all the while he was smiling like that.
Tatsu bowed very slightly and totally disingenuously as he continued, "So sorry, I forgot to bring it."
"Looks like you'll have to strap your bag on your back and walk." Aki was horrified. His brother and he lived about fifteen kilometres away and not only was it too far for him to walk, he couldn't think of how to explain his early departure to his parents and he certainly wouldn't like anyone to see him dressed like that. You might think he could simply change as soon as he was out of Tatsu's sight but it wasn't as easy as that, Tatsu would expect to find out from his parents that he had arrived "properly dressed". He would also ask everybody he knew if they had seen his little brother as he made his way home as soon as he had the opportunity to do so. The defeated Aki sank to his haunches and had difficulty holding back his tears.
Scott had another of his soft-hearted moments and reminded Aki that his friends, Luke and Sid, would still be around even if Sid's conversation might not be up to much for some time to come. Aki did not look convinced.
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"Scott, you going to release Luke? He looks like he needs a piss." Scott followed Mo's eyes. Luke was, indeed, just about ready to hold hands with an old friend but he was still trying not to beg for release even though his body language could neither be misinterpreted nor ignored. Scott undid his wrists as Mo supported him safely down to the ground. There was nearly no need any more for Luke to find a thirsty tree at that stage but he did manage to hold on until Scott had untied his raised ankles and he had rushed clumsily for the relative privacy of the far side of a large tree.
Luke being Luke, he returned and surrendered to his brother; anything Scott could dish out, he could take. "No, Shithead, you need some time to move around. Go and get some clothes." Luke went to his bag but, other than retrieving a clean pair of boxers, got out nothing else except his flip-flops. He shared an opinion with his big brother as to his preferred form of camp attire and it was far from cold at that time of year. Luke was also about as shy as Scott and simply turned his back on the assembled company, dropped his football shorts, pulled up his boxers and replaced the shorts.
"Let me tell you how to do that without undressing later on." Mo's offer intrigued the big brothers and it looked as if the evening's cabaret would have at least one act. Luke stood and pushed his feet into his flip-flops.
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Aiden thought he ought to move things along. "Mo, don't you think you ought to untie Sid for a while?"
"I don't see why."
"He's been tied up like that for quite some time."
"And your point is?"
"He's safe on the necklace and his arms must be really hurting by now." Mo was about to make his usual rejoinder when Aiden interrupted him. "You can tie him up again tonight." Mo cheered up and he went over to where Sid was still trying to express either disagreement or otherwise depending upon who was speaking. Aiden went with him.
Mo told Sid to stand and was somewhat rough as he started untying Sid's ropes. Each squeal came with its own dedicated squeak from the blue dumbbell. The squeals as Sid felt the circulation returning in his arms outlasted the accompanying squeaks by quite some seconds. "Now, aren't I a nice guy? I gave you something to bite on." Sid did not seem to agree.
Mo kicked the stave clear of his brother and started to coil the ends of the rope that were hanging from Sid's wrists.
"Aren't you going to untie his wrists?"
"If I do that, he'll pull out his gag and we'll only have to listen to all that naughty language again."
"Mmmm, mmmmm." lied Sid, shaking his head for emphasis.
"Oh, I don't think so." Both Mo and Sid looked at Aiden in silence. "You wouldn't do that, would you Sid?"
"Nng, Ngh." Each lying syllable still came with its own accompanying squeak.
"Because, if you did, Mo would just tie your wrists again, wouldn't he?" Sid froze; Mo grinned. "And then he could shove those skanky old undies (or even your cossie) in your mouth, couldn't he?" Sid gazed wide-eyed at his smug big brother. "And then one of us would hold it in until he could replace this thing, wouldn't he?" Aiden gave Sid's gag a flick. Sid squeak-snorted.
Scott wasn't going to be left out. "OK, lads, I think he gets it. Got it, Sid?" Sid nodded but didn't bite down on the annoying squeaky dog-toy. "Good, now ask Mo nicely and I'm sure he'll untie you properly."
I suppose the response, which was more or less, "Grunt (squeak), grunt (squeak) grunt-ungh (squeak-squeak) ngee (surprisingly, no squeak)", could have been, "Please, Mo, untie me", but it could easily have been one of Sid's more colourful descriptions of his brother. Mo chose to interpret it charitably because he knew he could rely upon Aiden to be as good as his word if Sid so much as moved his fingers to within ten centimetres of his face.
Mo untied Sid's wrists and the little guy wasted no time in massaging his aching arms and wrists.
TBC